Jamie

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💿 This is Why, Paramore

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🍺 Krombacher Pils
💿 Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn & Jones Ltd., The Monkees

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I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."

Private rent in Britain now swallows 44% of the average wage Monthly cost jumps to record £1,385 outside London, and £2,736 in the capital, with hotspots showing hefty rises Average private rents in Great Britain have climbed to record highs, with the amount tenants are being asked to pay in some hotspots rising more than 25% in a year, data shows. The typical advertised private rent outside London for properties coming on to the market rose to a record £1,385 a calendar month in the third quarter of this year, according to the property website Rightmove. Continue reading...

Private rent in Britain now swallows 44% of the average wage

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🍺 San Miguel
💿 Kind of Blue, Miles Davis

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The shirtless lads drinking wine and hitting each other with chairs

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🍺 Cruzcampo
💿 At the Club, Kenickie

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💿 The Bravery, The Bravery

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Looks like Lemn Sissay's Rain poem on Dilworth Street in Manchester is being painted over 😢

Sometimes a user will post a joke and then that very same user will post something sincere. And I as the reader am expected to understand this, using my brain?

So there was a kid in year 10 and apparently his mate slipped a pencil under him on his seat as he sat down and it went through his ball sack

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

i've been wondering what the bengals were going to do at quarterback and somehow they landed on something so funny i had not even considered it

Bike thefts at stations 'decriminalised' The British Transport Police will not investigate many categories of bicycle theft, the BBC learns.

See it. Say it. Sod off.

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🍺 Staropramen
💿 Non Stop Erotic Cabaret, Soft Cell

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🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.

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🍺 Holsten Pils
💿 Porcupine, Echo and the Bunnymen

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Miss! Miss! St Helens Town are being naughty!

@westology.bsky.social #requestastat Which West mens player has worn the most different shirt numbers? I.e. Roberts wearing 6, 7, 8 in recent weeks.

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💿 Songs From the Big Chair, Tears for Fears

So so so much of everything happening today is down to Sensible Centrists being too desperate to be taken seriously by far-right clowns.

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Oh shit yeah new Rick and Morty...