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Daniel Ostrowski

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Vive Napoléon! Vivent les saucissons!

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All the way down it’s all been an attempt to distract from Trump Steaks

06.02.2026 19:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
04.02.2026 19:53 — 👍 4038    🔁 2025    💬 34    📌 15

Xenogears is one of the nicest looking games ever made (in fairness it uses models rather than sprites for the mechs)

04.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These posts are inspiring me to unwise financial decisions

04.02.2026 08:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I played one Fire Emblem game in Japanese because applying translation patches (very easy, I‘m told) was too scary

03.02.2026 14:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It gets updated every week and exceptions are announced in advance; that’s definitely fair to describe as ‘consistent’

03.02.2026 06:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

After communing with the Nintendo Gods I can exclusively, 100% not just making this up on the spot, confirm it will be Pikmin 3

02.02.2026 16:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is that the Sitting Cuties Shuckle?

02.02.2026 15:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well don’t feel too sorry for Haar, the sequel is sometimes known as Haar Emblem for a reason

30.01.2026 17:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve seen UK people quite reasonably saying how odd it is that it’s being shown here, when nobody wants to see it and anyone could’ve predicted that. But I think they‘re trying to look at it as an honest film project and missing that it only exists as a vehicle for currying favour

30.01.2026 12:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am finding this book infuriating— seventy pages in and I feel like I’ve learned nothing except that the author loves the sound of his own voice

28.01.2026 23:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I mean this whole film can’t be looked at as a normal commercial project, it’s the film studios trying to curry favour

Nobody here wants to see it, everybody knows that nobody wants to see it, but that’s not why it exists so it doesn’t deter them

27.01.2026 18:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

although for some reason Michelle Obama’s book (and actually Barack’s books too) sold well here— I think because they’re more generic ‘inspirational stuff from inspirational famous person’

27.01.2026 17:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What’s the third game?

26.01.2026 21:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Napoleon the guinea pig, face first in a sideways laptop watching Only Connect (obviously we would be watching on an actual TV screen!)

Napoleon the guinea pig, face first in a sideways laptop watching Only Connect (obviously we would be watching on an actual TV screen!)

Photos of Napoleon the guinea pig on a floor, with us as we watched the Only Connect final tonight

Photos of Napoleon the guinea pig on a floor, with us as we watched the Only Connect final tonight

Napoleon the guinea pig would always come upstairs to watch with us every Monday

Unfortunately he died in November, but we had his photos with us today so he was here for the final in spirit!

26.01.2026 20:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

distracting us from corruption which is distracting us from January 6th which is distracting us from Trump-Russia which is distracting us from ivermectin which is distracting us from Access Hollywood which is distracting us from…

I think at the very bottom of the list it might be Trump Steaks?

25.01.2026 18:48 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It’s not free DLC I don’t think? I thought its all part of the Switch 2 Version upgrade

22.01.2026 15:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think for them the poison swamps are the main reason for making games, everything else is just a nice extra

20.01.2026 22:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All 80 tracks are 90 minutes, but the Top Tracks playlist has only 50 tracks and comes to… 86 minutes!

They dumped all the sound effects in there

20.01.2026 19:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you asked me to guess what games almost had golf, FFXV would probably have been high on the list

20.01.2026 13:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Basically every Fates map theme will have to be favourited

We’ll probably be waiting a while because I feel like Radiant Dawn will be the next FE they add, I expect they’ll intend to complete that duology first

20.01.2026 08:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Absolutely not, you have to learn about him from The Simpsons

History curriculums in the UK can differ a lot, but I don’t know anyone who ever had to study the American Rev.
Americans often assume it‘s as important to us as it is to them, but it really doesn’t loom large in British imagination!

19.01.2026 23:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly I’m okay with each Fire Emblem that does this because the leitmotifs are always good

also until the past week I didn’t realise how much PoR uses its leitmotifs too

17.01.2026 11:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There’s 4 side stories which combine 2 protagonists; I played it just half a year ago and I don’t remember what those were at all, they’re short and not very interesting. Then an ending which ties some things together in ways that dont feel necessary. The individual eight stories are still the core

14.01.2026 20:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I liked Octopath 1 a fair bit, and bounced off Octopath 2 because I expected it to be dramatically more different than it was based on people’s reactions. If you liked the self-contained stories of OT1 that’s basically all still there, although I didn’t think they were very good

14.01.2026 20:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

OT1/2 can’t do anything like Winesburg about the isolation of people’s lives; they’re not isolated, there’s a party of eight! It just doesn’t actually integrate them in any way itself

14.01.2026 20:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If there’s anything to be said for its storytelling style IMO it’s that it asks the player to do some work in imagining— why has Hikari decided to travel with Partitio? The game gives us nothing so we have to fill the void, but there’s only so far that could stretch.

14.01.2026 20:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The problem for me with this is that Octopath I and II, IMO, had painfully generic stories and only ever attempted something unique and interesting when they were tying things together and recontextualising the things we saw before (like Redeye in Haanit’s story)

14.01.2026 20:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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‘I was flooded with fear’: Minnesotans describe their encounters with ICE, being detained From an Uber driver to a school drop off, MPR News spoke with Minnesotans who were stopped or detained by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents.

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14.01.2026 15:42 — 👍 6852    🔁 3407    💬 183    📌 224

The Biden regime finally hunted him down, I presume

13.01.2026 16:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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