Jessica

Mormons were apparently very bad and were completely down with killing?

I don’t really know this part of American history that deeply but god damn if this show doesn’t make these weirdos out to be the worst of the worst

Whoever pitched #AmericanPrimeval really hates Mormons

Zuckerberg’s testosterone shipment clearly doubled this month

so I tried that “just don’t sleep” method for making my 6 am flight and folks you’re not going to believe this but I’m physically seeing the horse that’s destined to kill me in 14 years

“party city’s going out of business” would be a good line right before you kicked someone in the nuts

I’m not arguing that these chemicals are terrible, but I know they were EVERYWHERE 40 years ago too, unapologetically

But have these products grown more prevalent in the last 10 years? Do we not remember the cosmetics of the 80s and 90s? Herbal Essence was probably INFUSED with these disrupters and we literally sniffed that for fun

Low Folding Chair Pulled Up To Corner Of Mar-A-Lago Conference Table For JD Vance

Low Folding Chair Pulled Up To Corner Of Mar-A-Lago Conference Table For JD Vance
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My favorite Christmas song is “What Child is This?” because the title sounds like a person is pissed that someone brought a kid to their party.

I cannot wait for these cracks to turn into chasms once people realize Trump is more focused on $$$ than the nations health …

(And truly, he’s not the only politician that behaves this way. It’s just very funny people took him at his word)

I’m curious how much federal funding he thinks the ACLU receives (it’s none).

They’re not going to find him. For a bunch of reasons. ✌️

I guess they realized the general public has a real distain for BLATANT EVIL

life is a highway I’m going to add lanes to it to relieve congestion and it’s not going to work

The amount of people “liking” terrible, self pandering humor on this app is so disappointing. I thought Bluesky was superior to X but I guess there is no escaping lameness

If this isn’t photoshop I also remain confused by “mint.” No one needs their butt smelling like gum

The bigger story here may be that he has his face on ass wipes? Is this legit?!

Slater. Has. FALLEN

How pissed is this man that everyone else is out of jail or free from their lawsuits or HANGING AT THE WHITEHOUSE and he’s just out here getting f$&cked at every turn 😂

“Activists” (quotes important) love to use this kind of social media to virtue signal as bright as the signal Gotham used for Batman

Is he vying for Worst Dweeb In The World or what ?

me:

professor x: yes, i can read minds

me:

professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one

It’s hard to feel bad for people who freely signed up for this man’s utter bullshit

Is Gladiator 2 worth seeing in theaters? I feel like it was better live.

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

I guess my retinol is working

How do you see a Tesla truck and not immediately think Robocop (80s version)?

Everyone over 40 agrees with you

What I really love is that he’s picking all these anti-establishment, salt of the earth types, you know?