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πŸ”ž 18+ ONLY | Platypus Furry | Pansexual | Polyamorous | Nudist | Nonbinary | 32y | Cartoon Character In Real | banned from birdsite for suggesting we as a community kill Ron Desantis

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A photo looking up at a jet in the sky flying past and it has four contrails behind in the colours cyan magenta yellow and black.

A photo looking up at a jet in the sky flying past and it has four contrails behind in the colours cyan magenta yellow and black.

Inkjet.

09.08.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1293    πŸ” 276    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 9
A beefy gay bear pulls his shorts up to reveal his fat cock and balls. His fat belly spills out of his undershirt and overhangs his waistband

A beefy gay bear pulls his shorts up to reveal his fat cock and balls. His fat belly spills out of his undershirt and overhangs his waistband

Not much room in this underwear. Where should I put the extra? #fcf #irlnsfw

08.08.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 774    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 0
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what then!!

28.07.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3661    πŸ” 1313    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 18

The mole of all moles

08.08.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
4 doodles of Les Hammerton, an anthropomorphic lion from the 70s in various decade-appropriate outfits

4 doodles of Les Hammerton, an anthropomorphic lion from the 70s in various decade-appropriate outfits

More Les :3

08.08.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1418    πŸ” 267    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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"Well? You said you wanted to help your king with whatever he needs, right? Now...Get to work!"

Looks like these Koopas got their hands full with this one!
#BowserNight #BowserNight2025

04.08.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1425    πŸ” 299    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.06.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is so interesting that I have a mole that occasionally just... Starts falling apart for no reason, and then grows back. This is like the third time it's done this. Can we stop

08.08.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would do this

08.08.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People need to keep in mind this is the line. The reason we have such a breadth of styles and niches of adult content now is because people can make a living off of it. If we have our incomes demolished, 90%+ will have to stop and disappear. Action matters now more than it ever has before.

06.08.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1518    πŸ” 1240    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
drawing of a man laying on bed with an old school phone in hand. he has a speech bubble that says "I'm so confused~ is what i'm buying illegal?" the text on the page says "keep calling and writing until payment processor censorship is reversed. one call a day makes a difference! mastercard and visa's statements aren't good enough. let's keep up the pressure together!"

drawing of a man laying on bed with an old school phone in hand. he has a speech bubble that says "I'm so confused~ is what i'm buying illegal?" the text on the page says "keep calling and writing until payment processor censorship is reversed. one call a day makes a difference! mastercard and visa's statements aren't good enough. let's keep up the pressure together!"

he hasn't stopped calling~ have you? 🫡

how to call: stop-paypros.neocities.org

info and resources on pay discrimination: cartoonist.coop/censorship-p...

05.08.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4441    πŸ” 2771    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 15

The total horror of having my dead-name be public knowledge, but simultaneously not wanting publicise my actual name in order to "replace" it. If you all could just forget anyone has called me anything at all at any time, that'd be just swell!

07.08.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 415    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 0

hey @bsky.app why was @scumbelievable.bsky.social suspended? considering the timing (she just put a new book out) it feels like someone is weaponizing your safety features in a targeted manner

07.08.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2117    πŸ” 1020    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 149

VISA and MASTERCARD are now refusing all calls related to their policy changes. So call up as a concerned shareholder, prepared to short-sell their shares to reduce financial harm and loss to their portfolios.

They're trying to ignore us. Don't let them.

Evangelical Censorship is death to progress

07.08.2025 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4308    πŸ” 3170    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 18
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a quick sketch, i like when shadow-users have this kind of power

06.08.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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OUROBOROS by root vegetable boy a snakelike with the snake as the enemy

OUROBOROS is a snake-like with the snake as the enemy, the first game i've ever made for a game jam, and the most recent game i've released in 8 years. beyond stoked to announce my #gmtk entry!

#solodev #gamemaker
rootvegetableboy.itch.io/ouroboros

02.08.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
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"Snug Fit"
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"Look, buddy, you were the one who said we needed new pilot suits. It's not my fault that they weren't designed for someone of my...unique anatomical proportions!

...Now are you gonna help me get out of this thing, or not? It's like a flarkin' sauna in here."

06.08.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 805    πŸ” 159    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

And I love when you do it πŸ₯°

07.08.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🎧 V I B E 🌈✨

05.06.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1349    πŸ” 277    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 2
An anthropomorphic coyote in a shirt with a banana design, talking happily.

An anthropomorphic coyote in a shirt with a banana design, talking happily.

Yappin' yote for Ermahburd!

06.08.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3088    πŸ” 625    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3
girl scouts
PEANUT BUTTER
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girl scouts PEANUT BUTTER BODY WASH NATIVE SULFATE FREE β€’ PARABEN FREE DYE FREE. PHTHALATE FREE

The puppygirl feverishly making out with me: holy fuck babe you smell so fucking good

My secret weapon:

06.08.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4
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🐯🐯🐯🐯 ❌ 🦊

06.08.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3537    πŸ” 708    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 7
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Apple CEO Tim Cook gifts Donald Trump a custom gold Apple product, this is also known as a bribe in exchange for preferential treatment & likely federal contracts:

β€œIt is engraved for President Trump. It is a unique unit of one. The base comes from Utah, it is 24 karat gold.” #3E #SpookyConnections

06.08.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 947    πŸ” 312    πŸ’¬ 198    πŸ“Œ 135
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Yeah, I'm curious about this too. The inf website doesn't list any official socials that I could find. I shot them an email because I'm curious!

06.08.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort.

It aired in 1990.

06.08.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 26976    πŸ” 9492    πŸ’¬ 117    πŸ“Œ 151

The Bear but it's a play kitchen and everyone is 5.

Nothing else is different.

06.08.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
Magneto puts on Cerebro and enters a world where he has won

Magneto puts on Cerebro and enters a world where he has won

Magneto sees that this world is pretty terrible

Magneto sees that this world is pretty terrible

The dead rise to admonish Magneto

The dead rise to admonish Magneto

"The hands of the dead are upon me... and I do not even have the right to scream."

"The hands of the dead are upon me... and I do not even have the right to scream."

Reminder that Alan Moore and Richard Corben once made a three-page Magneto story in the HEROES FOR HOPE one-shot

And reminder that it fucking rules

01.08.2025 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3
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Also, if you have huge phone/conflict anxiety, this is the cheapest exposure therapy you can have.

It's low risk/high reward, for something that is beneficial to everyone, with a person that is paid to be nice to you. Even if all you do is spend 5 minutes on a phone, that's 5 minutes they pay for.

05.08.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 512    πŸ” 332    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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