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@inthemews.bsky.social

Dry humor, dry gin, and dry hopped beer.

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Total Recall Tuesday at the corner of Milky Way and Elm Grove Ave in Toronto, Ontario, Canada on April 8, 2025.

Total Recall Tuesday at the corner of Milky Way and Elm Grove Ave in Toronto, Ontario, Canada on April 8, 2025.

Toronto, Ontario, Canada
April 8, 2025

08.04.2025 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I asked AI to draw Trump and Duterte.

13.03.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a woman looking out a window with the words oh really written below her ALT: a cartoon of a woman looking out a window with the words oh really written below her

I keep bees.

26.02.2025 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like when I first joined Twitter (2012), you were there. How are you here again?

17.02.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gulf of male insecurity?

17.02.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Man who has spent entire political career attacking everybody promises he’ll attack Trump and Elon any minute now OTTAWA - Pierre Poilievre, who has famously spent his 21-year political career vociferously attacking any person or political entity which opposed him, has vowed to "any day now" begin training that s...

Man who has spent entire political career attacking everybody promises he’ll attack Trump and Elon any minute now

15.02.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1194    πŸ” 381    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 33

Went out for some fine dining on Valentine's Day, and there was a fight in the restaurant entrance.
It was so.... Edmonton.

15.02.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Potential Results of Decline in Canadian Travel to United States New tariffs on Canada could impact Canadian visitation to and spending in the United States. Canada is the top source of international visitors to the United States, with 20.4 million visits in 2024, ...

Canadians can make our dissatisfaction heard: $20 billion is at stake for the US.
www.ustravel.org/press/potent....

07.02.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Morning vs Afternoon

02.02.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we start a petition to rename Gretzky drive?

02.02.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool, everyone on the plane is coughing.

30.01.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing glasses takes a selfie with the words really need a cutie selfie ALT: a woman wearing glasses takes a selfie with the words really need a cutie selfie

Imagine taking a picture that didn't have you in it, yes you, I'm talking about you.

30.01.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Toronto you silly goose.

29.01.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Magicians study #lasvegas

27.01.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Get the mystery beer!

25.01.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Scrolling through tiktok. #Canada

19.01.2025 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sometimes the only cure is penicillin.

17.01.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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24 hr all you can eat Korean BBQ seems like a great idea. In live here now

14.01.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everybody I am close with is a Capricorn. What is up with that? #virgo

03.01.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Amazing time off, back to work tomorrow.

02.01.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am slightly under 5k as well. Boost me!

19.12.2024 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A list of the number of chromosomes of ten different organisms…

Fruit fly = 8
Housefly = 12
Snail = 24
Frog = 26
American badger = 32
Red fox = 34
Cat = 38
Dolphin = 44
Human = 46
Pineapple = 50

* I, for one, welcome our future pineapple overlords

19.12.2024 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 13015    πŸ” 1247    πŸ’¬ 544    πŸ“Œ 151
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a kitten is standing on its hind legs on a couch and looking up . ALT: a kitten is standing on its hind legs on a couch and looking up .

I'm done work til 2025! 🎢

I'm done work til 2025! 🎢

19.12.2024 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cillian Murphy in 28 Years Later looking dead and emaciated

Cillian Murphy in 28 Years Later looking dead and emaciated

My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker

13.12.2024 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 16992    πŸ” 1394    πŸ’¬ 296    πŸ“Œ 111

There are 2 types of people in the world (read the reviews): www.stokesstores.com/en/nutcracke...

13.12.2024 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Twitter doubled in followers within 6 months of my joining. Good omen for Bluesky! #facetious

05.12.2024 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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