"What if somebody said "It's the Super Bowl." And then I'm like, "You probably couldn't even get a ticket to the Salad Bowl." 🥗 That's funny."
THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too.
(I start sucking the third guy's dick.)
That's funny.
- JF
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one of them hosts a show called your kickstarter sucks

when it comes to food you have got to give it up for dinner

@bort saying "i am racist to computers" above a tweet from "jeff computers"

holy shit this guy.

heartwarming video of man who just received cochlear implant hearing the video of the lady who fell and hurt herself stomping grapes on the news for the first time

FOLKS???

Cover of the CD single for Better than Ezra’s Good

Thirty years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.

Two stills from the television show Review showing the host sitting in a dinner booth. In the first he is smiling and looking well with the table covered in plates of pancakes before him.

In this picture most of the pancakes are eaten and the host is sobbing and looking in distress

one of the most important moments in television

When Ariana Grande licked a donut and said "I hate America"..... (talking like a pirate for no reason) I felt that in me bones, i did. (forgetting the noise that pirates make) Rawrrr

was going to send you this then i realized you drew it lmfao

ted! its me, sonic! sonic the hedgehog! ive got big news. im pregnant and its your baby! youve got to shrink down and go in my belly and teach our child to believe in themselves

My name is Heal DaWorld

a screenshot of mario kart super circuit on a wiki. the text reads: The course icon, depicting Donkey Kong staring at the shore

a screenshot of donkey kong country on a wiki. the text reads: Donkey Kong holds a barrel in the darkness.

my man has got a lot going on.

How far comedy has fallen. It used to be about who was on a baseball team. Now it's about who farted. And who shit their pants. And who pissed their pants. And now it's not even baseball players who are doing it. It's not even happening in baseball pants.

GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals
ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment

yup! i'm saying this all the time

KevinSmith @ ThatKevinSmith Follow Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick. 11:43 AM - 9 Jul 2009

Happy Valentine’s Day

brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning

he looks so good