Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓

Told my mom about this man and all his teen suicides and she's like he should be in jail and I'm like well he's not gonna be. He's gonna be on Fallon. She clicked her tongue like ladies do when they can't say what they want.

Future fancy foods for my birthday month 🍜

Leek risotto 🍚
Pork loin with orange glaze 🐖 🍊
Rice crispy treats (vegan marshmallows + butter = sad vegans but happy me) 🥰
Pepita and maple granola 🍁

🎶Don’t open your eyes
You won’t like what you see.
The devils of truth steal the souls of the free.
Don’t open your eyes
Take it from me.
I have found you can find
Happiness in slavery🎵

I’m a millennial and we’ve destroyed every luxury item, every restaurant on earth, simply by not being able to afford them. We are less than great.

I also absorbed Gen X’s cultural markers. As a wise one once told me “Gen X promotes BDSM culture because they feel too privileged and need punishment”

Olaf in a wool blanket-lined cat kennel, the door removed. He looks out to the Persian rug in the foreground.

Neko wafer.

Mr. B Natural’s new look for the ‘90s. #MST3k

Okay, lets break down this image!
Background; I have a masters in architecture, and I have worked for a firm that specialized in custom built, detached family homes, which is what this is obviously supposed to be. I also worked for a firm drafting custom high end kitchens.

So lets analyze this...

I’m afraid there are too many hippo goddesses to keep track of!

Mr. Left-side-of-a-hummingbird serves as an explanation for why the sun rises and sets. So in that way he’s better than Ra.
The only reason the sun isn’t murdering us right now is it’s benevolent distance.

Awesome!

I showed this to my mom, who said it should say “this machine kills Herberts.” A TOS deep-cut I had to look up, ha!

Thank you, Norethindrone Acetate and Ethinyl Estradiol.

Any woman who is against hormone therapy for trans people is full of shit. I like not having painful fibroids, and I wish the sexual health services here were more inclusive!

I'm getting mad at the local clinic and hospital for naming their gynecology center Maternity Health.

I ain't having a baby, but I'm also not allowed to remove the organs that give me pain - because I'm still young enough to have that baby.

Sundays are important!

This is the day Blondie can raid the office candy bowls while everyone else is at church. Mwahaha.

Ginger snaps

Huitzilopochtli > Ra

An illustration of Mr Spock from Star Trek TOS playing a Vulcan lyre with "this machine kills fascists" written on it.

Coming soon

This would go perfect next to a birds aren’t real bird ornament with a spy camera in it

Are there any guides written about how to dissuade people from using AI image generators? I want to scold strangers who don’t know jack about creativity (without getting blocked).

Butlerian jihad, when?

A lot of people use AI avatars here out of laziness. And then I have to question whether the rest of their posts are real, what a shame.

Murres and puffins, our winter seabird fashionistas! ❄️

He got a good scolding after he ate pine needles and hurled for the third time. I believe he feels secure in here. I will visit to remind him that I hate cleaning his vomit, but I still love him 🌲 🤮 😿

A white-fronted brown tabby in a cat kennel. The bright sunlight reflects turquoise light onto his face from the wool blanket under him.

My ridiculous cat-child has taken refuge in Luna’s pet kennel carrier, so MIL moved it into the living room.
He looks like a lil angel 🥰

A salad made of bib lettuce, persimmon, candied pumpkin seeds, pomegranate, blood orange and vinaigrette.

A orange bowl of Turkey Pho soup, garnished with cilantro, mung beans sprouts, and green onion. Bowls of vegetable garnish sit behind it.

Roasted mushrooms, summer squash, and broccolini on a plate, with 3 panko sweet potato rounds garnished with orange sauce and green onion.

Marshmallows and puffed rice & almond butter treats, covered in dark and milk chocolate, served on a blue plate.

CW: Food, white people doing fusion cuisine.

This Thanksgiving meal has been Californicated by Swedish-Americans.

Lemongrass in a tube! Modern technology never ceases to amaze.

I wish to create a low histamine variation on dragonfly sauce. It’s hard to do without some citrus in the mix, so orange zest will be the star.

Can confirm this guy is a Ross’s Goose, a goose with far too many Esses in its name.

Blondie is getting a picture after work 📷 🪿

Pie chart showing that nearly 2 million people are confined across the U.S.

This Thanksgiving, countless families will sit down for dinner without their loved ones, as nearly 2 million people are confined behind bars, far away from home.

The harms of mass incarceration are felt by us all.

I actually do not care if weed makes me dumber. I was made for the gifted kid to stoner pipeline.

This year’s Thanksgiving theme is Vietnamese fusion, with Turkey Pho as the main course. Our mothers are going to be so confused 🤔

📸 六六小豆芽