Horus Warned ‘Ya 𓅃 𓂓

Also, my experimental psychologist husband assures me “which muppet are you?” is more reliable than whatever that INTJ office horoscope BS is.

Someone get Ed Zitron to predict the next market crash for me.

I’m not good at predicting shit. I was certain the housing bubble would burst if enough people died from COVID, and I was very wrong!

This morning we bid safe travels to sister-in-law, who is leaving behind her cat and furniture to crash on couches in between CA & NY. Google is one of the mega-corps heavily invested into AI, so let’s see how long this contract job will last.

Jinxed.

To everyone just now finding out Isaac Asimov was rather famously a sex pest: He's been gone 34 years now, you can handle this truth, I believe in you

Uh oh, I may have to actually learn to sleep with a cPap. The additional humidity will help my dry-ass sinuses.

Someone please teach me how to sleep with that fucker on!

I’m still miffed about not knowing where to look next for headache relief. Is it just “a migraine” or residual Covid spike proteins?

It’s not allergies, it’s not MCAS, skin itching is drying only. The contact dermatitis is probably real, but proving that doesn’t help my head and neck pain.

Next referral request is for a neurologist, which will require travel yet again. Autoimmune neuropathy diagnosis, will you be my valentine? #NEISvoid

I’m allergic to nothing. Neither grass nor pine, milk nor egg. My sinus pain and headaches aren’t caused by what I thought, and no mast cell activity either. Allergist suggests I stop taking antihistamines cold turkey to see if I get any sinus moisture back. Was this pain always #autoimmune ?

Where in space and time is the Sisko?

I really hoped Discovery would tackle this, what with the spore dimension and Michael’s time travel angel suit. Hopeful for an Avery Brooks cameo!

I cracked my neck and now it’s painfully stuck that way. Hoping to calm the pain down before a doctor’s call and a long walk for a haircut.

MIL keeps forgetting that she was told to not feed Chi dinner. For the 3rd time her daughter will scream about being left alone to prepare for moving. It is Groundhog Day.

A green plastic stencil with a number of cutout geometric shapes: quadrilaterals, rhombuses, circles, triangles, etc. One of the architect’s professors in grad school once handed out such stencils to each student in class, telling them that they had exactly 75 minutes to design an airport terminal using every cutout at least once but no more than thrice. The professor lambasted the students’ work in the crit session, the architect’s most of all. But she never forgot the exercise and even now occasionally pulls out a similar stencil when stuck on her project. Constraints lead to creativity. A cathedral without constraints is like God without worshippers.

TEMPLATE.BMF

i have been made aware that an Olympic figure skater for Kazakhstan does a Dune themed routine in a full stillsuit and he is now my personal hero

A possible explanation for the numb zone of my left thigh.

a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a microphone and a glass of tea Alt: A cartoon dog named Isabelle claps during morning announcements. She is sitting at a table with a microphone and a glass of tea.

40000 turnips at 95 bells each.
May St. Isabelle bless these bells 🔔

One reason all these powerful people like Trump might be that he finally had the good sense to whack the guy they’d all been emailing about doing pedo stuff

A tomato branch in a glass of murky green water with many roots on a window sill. Next to it is a sprouting potato and a ceramic goose with a purple egg.

Good question! Lettuce, chive, perhaps squash. We were too late planting last summer to really get bush beans or tomatoes. This little guy has been inside since October and is still going strong.

Yesterday I learned that the vegetarian cookbook writer in my chair yoga class used to be in the ISRAELI DEFENSE FORCE.

There are an awful lot of recovered fascists and Tesla drivers in this supposedly joy-filled New Age community.

Colorful vine foliage surrounded by brown oak leaves. Each teardrop leaf is rimmed with pale yellow, the interior green. Three star-shaped purple flowers appeared on these vines last week.

A mixed forest on a Sierra Nevada ridge. Fresh green shoots appear alongside pine needles and brown oak leaves.

I’m genuinely upset there has been no snow this year. It is spring as far as the flowers are concerned, and so I’m thinking about starts indoors. 🌱

A long tabby luxuriating on a faux fleece blanket, next to a large window in the morning sunlight. A statue of Ganesha and a mouse sits on a wooden end table at the far left of the smug cat.

Chi got to lick egg yolk off of a plate, and cannot be more smug about it. #Caturday #Ganesha

Sourcing all those fish would be a nightmare.

77.9% waxing gibbous Moon

The Jewelled AKA Golden Handle is a famous visual phenomenon that occurs about 10–11 days after a New Moon. As the sun rises over the region, the high peaks of the Jura Mountains (up to 2,700–4,700 metres high) catch the sunlight while the adjacent low-lying lava plains of the Bay of Rainbows remain in shadow. This creates the illusion of a bright, glowing "handle" or "jeweled scimitar" floating in the darkness

Another Moon shot before I go out for the evening. I set my telescope on it to check out the 'Jewelled (or Golden) Handle' a 'clair-obscur' effect as the sunlight strikes the Jura mountains. north of Sinus Iridum (Bay of Rainbows). #astronomy #astrophotography @stormhour.com @photohour.bsky.social

a man with glasses and a beard is saying this is how i win Alt: Adam Sandler as a man with glasses and a beard saying “this is how I win.”

THIS IS HOW I WIN!

I bought turnips at 97 and sold them at 503! Thank you random probability, for giving me lots of sweet serotonin.

I do not have a girlfriend and have not purchased a Pokemon card since I was 11. Just a grim view into an alternate timeline where drove a Honda fit with Star Wars decals and wore a backwards baseball hat and a triforce shirt in my 30s

Current status: washing candy cane off of sheets.

You know that barbecue smells crazy good.

All pictures will depict Wesley Crusher, a young white man, wearing sweaters. This one is chunky and green

Now kind of salmon and frilly, poncho like

Brown with sleeve texture

Grey with primary color stripes on the chest

Whatever you can say about season one Wesley Crusher, he was suffering from a chronic case of Having That Shit On

Prince Charming the goat is king of the hill as he stands on a red stone. He wears an orange apron as a sort of chastity belt (it doesn’t work). Female goats mill around him, all dehorned and wearing GPS collars.

Prince Charming the white goat up-close. He has a black nose, yellow eyes and two yellow curls of hair on his forehead.

Blondie being swarmed by dairy goats, as he holds one camera on a sling and the other in his hand. A hoop hothouse covered in white plastic stands higher up the hill.

Wide view of the patchy hill that lies below the hothouses. Several goats with black, white, brown, and cream fur dot the midground. Pine trees and a large oak reach towards the blue sky at the top of the ridge.

GOATed dairy photos.