silly goose

why is bread called pain when it gives me so much pleasure

a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods Alt: a man with red hair and a beard is sitting in the woods - he subtly nods

filmmakers subtly nodding to everybody about everything

me: *worried my boss thinks im using ai*
my boss: *worried im not using ai*

Yea this is kind of fucked but I can see a moderate solution with less violence more negotiation actually being kinda cool

it is true. one of us tells bread, the other is bread 😭

extremely on brand

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

the father the son and the holy ghoost

major depression is on the rise. but he still has a lot of work to do if he’s going to get promoted and unseat general anxiety

haunting you when i die to make sure your headphones never get tangled in a doorknob is my love language

cool so like jesus

hey do you have experience with Generic Attribute

i have to delete everything. i thought this was Notes app. i’m so cooked

i am super sexy though. no longer on the market i’m afraid

just moved to a new town. literally one dollar to my name. no worries, if anything my parents said is true i can persuade a local tavernkeeper to offer board in exchange for services

hi mom

if anyone ever makes @centerfold.bsky.social evil again, i will evil. do not

dress doesnt have but i will carry to the ends of the earth

moon pizza piegate

i hear your chin has its own flat earthers

there is no limit. lesbians can seduce anyone. and they should. i mean except like, dolphins? maybe. unless they have a license

finally a reason for leg day

hey is for horses if you spell it that way

no longer evil

i can vouch. wait not evil? aww

Generated by Make it a Quote User: centerfold.bsky.social Content: i'm evil again actually

everything is race except race, which is gender. wait no it’s not and that’s racist

lesbians will fuck your mom. not even complaining. i refuse to complain, from what i hear it’s gotta be better than my dad. low bar tho.

lesbians have more swagger in their pinky toes than anyone else does in their whole bodies

*cries* you’re so right, he’s so misunderstood