silly goose

you dont have to observe. it’s rude

A sculpture that looks like it was made by Rodin but the dude his holding his face in his hands seemingly out of embarrassment. Maybe it's a fake sculpture. I don't know, I'm not an art historian but you get the idea. Hey, hope you're all right despite the large-scale ruins we face daily

Rereading my posts

damn!!! nice

hooe you feel a little more ok than yesterday, tomorrow

ok what’s the joke on the stick

hey im sorry you’re on your own rn. it can really be terrifying. i hope you’re able to get some good rest

we need a Scoville unit. but for yummy treats. Yum unit

To Whom It May Concern: Your cannabis cookies have been denied clearance for sale because they slap dangerously hard oh my god people would die

you have to get in front of as many CCTVs as you can

how far tho

do you have any kind of medical access? assuming US. there are some third party solutions if you’re out of pocket

i had zero clue i didn’t want to pmo i just wanted to egg you on, and be included in humor. i am really super dissociated and depressed myself so i am missing social cues

no i am here to listen. it’s why i haven’t said anything. i just can’t turn off humor as a defense mechanism but it’s off here to let you know you are not alone

Dave and busters seen from the parking lot

I'm here you friendly buds

@thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social

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oo oo

i have so many gift cards one of these HAS to work

fuck now where am i supposed to get my mdma? oh the graveyard nvm you just said it lol

and some SPICY 🌶️

so true women make the best friends. sometimes fucking gets in the way i wish it would a lil more tho

it’s optional now

bring back human checkout. but for out of work comedians. robots handle all the baggage

you can rip my face off with these beauties and i’d still pay the medical bill

if it rains pls remind them to not look up

i see it and i am trying to help. i really give a duck

this is a family establishment!!! but anyway here’s my number call me i drew my tits on your receipt

ok where? which park

im sorry???? what are you trying to say here my posts are shit??????

life hack for late abortions

yea that’s right pussy go back to stardew valley

post duck pics already. it’s what we’re here for