silly goose

PSI, OPRFs, or straight up some ZK magic

someone said that gift rocks guaranteed

It’s like some of you have never seen jerry. like how

They are really teaching this? I hope he or she or they knows what they are in for. Them

i love you kevin you will be missed

my favorite author

a dog store for apps. no not for you, for the dogs from dogs vs cats to run a podcast

Down with AWS! Down with- oh

Damn we’d invent so many jail cell door keys! But they’d probably all be a stupid bluetooth fob that goes down with aws

dont try quackdrilateral equations. not even once

bsky.app/profile/goos...

i actually love jerry but im a goose. this hurts me more than it hurts jerry

lol can you imagine buying ice cream and it’s just called jerry’s.

I did some of us are just being quiet about it

Yep if you aren’t furrowing your brow a lot you’re not cooked hard enough

i dont even work in hotels. but going up for you baby.

not you, the elevator. her mood has its ups and downs but we make it work.

i have killer text game. if she’s also autistic, adhd, and into elevator models and their chime tones by manufacturer. but i’d so date an otis gen2 like dependable but needs consistent maintenance,

inb4 this oc gets me banned

Phone game with snooty jumping on platforms but the platforms say you’re a terrible person

This meme by my friend @ok-u.bsky.social is absolute pure gold. I refuse to hear otherwise. She is a great person

this one i would actually label not joke

they were already there he just said them but only sometimes funny

that’s what they’re for

your favorite music being latest music is kinda crazy when you think about it.

like holy shit really they’ve been doing this thing for thousands of years, but no yea some 17 year old from Michigan who made a new ableton drum loop to rap to is really changing everything holy shit

im pastel now and it’s so much more fab than watercolor. I blame water for watering my color

today's mood

thank you. someone has to bend over and scrub these dirty, filthy floors. asking for it

all the loofs i know are nothing like you

stay at home dad. but in a dress. still dad. but in a dress

keep going. remember to follow the rubric. you get graded by section

my timbers are so shivered

painted pumpkin with a witchy goose saying honkus ponkus

honkus ponkus motherhonkers. happy halloween