just another Rebecca on the Internet

why did they choose a photo that makes her look like she's been, at best, spending too much time eating powdered donettes?

the next time I get the brilliant idea to write in a barely-sapient POV, please hit me with a spray bottle

why does the library smell like cheap weed the library should not smell like cheap weed please take your cheap weed outside the library

Okay, I don't know the context but there are a bejesus lot of emergency vehicles from out in Long Beach wailing their way south on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan, many trying to hide their plates. Seems sus

The Salvation Army is not a charity. They are an evangelical church that uses donated money to actively oppress gay rights. They've been especially cruel to trans people.

It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.

stop trying to sell me books, guys, I just need a tiny bit of information on birds native to Shanxi Province, not a whole volume on them

I suspect the same root cause as the initial issue: they're just cavalierly assuming you're a rank amateur who's never done this before.

Screenshot from The Onion, originally published October 9, 2002. Headline: Frank Gehry No Longer Allowed To Make Sandwiches for Grandkids Below it, a photo of a plate with multiple deconstructed sandwiches balanced precariously, vaguely resembling a Frank Gehry building.

Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...

these mons have been in gyms so long I think PoGo's about to serve as a de facto period tracker

"Remember when we pissed off *everyone* by accepting enough bribes that we sent the World Cup to freaking Qatar? I challenge you to somehow make this North American World Cup even more distasteful."

"Hold my champagne."

Watching Andrea Bocelli sing Nessun dorma at the FIFA World Cup draw as Trump and Infantino watch really brings home how much of a disaster of sportswashing this World Cup could be

I'm a Liberty fan so I've been in this boat with you since JJ did this heel turn. :(

The sentence "we gave Gabby a cross-dimensional chicken hyperfixation" makes sense in context, I swear

YOU HAD ONE JOB, PROVIDENCE

but thank you for reminding me to check how Tenesia did (FDU is also one of my teams and she starred for us before gradding out)

okay so we need to talk about Jaylyn in a suit

remember when really good players stayed in the Big East? and we even had random point guards stick in the W for a while?

sigh. I have such fond memories of heckling the fuck out of Notre Dame in conference games.

Can you show her this?

I'd suggest testing out the theory, but that would involve extensive use of ChatGPT, so fuck that noise with a cactus.

remember when DePaul used to be good?

hopscotching between five different fics with five different narrators in several different eras is definitely a fun challenge

it is also STOP HITTING JADA season

I wish to vomit

it's STOP HITTING SAVANNAH season again

sir, this train is too crowded for you to attempt to twerk. Or whatever is happening here.

The post this post is in response to (Look some of you were complaining I didn't post my burritos anymore why are you screaming now I'm just trying to give you what you say you want from me) Immediately below it is a post from the bot @infinitescream/Endless Screaming that reads AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Algorithm did a thing

Your annual warning not to examine the increasingly dangerous and grotesque ownership demands of the protagonist of 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS too closely:

DAYS 1 - 4: Birds
DAY 5: Jewelry
DAYS 6 - 7: More birds
DAYS 8 - 12: Human beings

where you will be visited by three spirits?

Reheating fish in an open plan office that includes an open plan breakroom should be punishable by death. Or at least a thousand-mile march across a sea of Legos.

damn it Rocket