just another Rebecca on the Internet

if I had a nickel for every Stanford WBB grad who ended up battling mis/disinformation, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, especially in this economy, and really, it's not weird that it's happened twice, and it's probably more than twice anyway, and I seem to have lost control of this skeet

that would make her a Brooklyn Park Bridget and that just doesn't work

I SAID MIKO, autocorrect, knock it off

Mike brought one of those battery-powered personal fans and everyone's gathering around her to take a turn and I did not expect Tamika Whitmore to be the prepared adult here

we get to see if Courtney Paris, Tanisha Wright, and Stephanie White still got it, I guess

if nothing else I'd want to see certain people's heads explode if White found her old Fever jersey and put it on...

Just spitballing here, but cryptobros throwing sex toys at WNBA players on the court and other cryptobros and male sports commentators calling it funny and telling the women and their coaches to 'lighten up' both explains the 'male loneliness epidemic' and why I don't care about it.

jealous

transcript of pizza jokes and Liberty references:

@starkman55.bsky.social : So yeah they haz pizza
Want me to grab?

Me: yes pls

Him: Ok!
Got it its Detroit style one cheese one pepperoni

Me: Who let Swin and Plenette and Kara do the catering?

Him: Would you rather Thornton

Me: POINT. TAKEN.

they had a watch party for the Dallas game at NYU's gym and like 20 former Libs were there and then Tari was late BECAUSE TARI and we ran into her at the stairs on the way out and said "welcome home" and there were hugs and I may have accidentally talked shit about Becky in front of her

So she's gonna be going for Richie's record against a Collier-less Lynx during Legends Weekend with a good two dozen former Libs in the house.

CINEMA

Don't make me find you a Kraay jersey

WE WON AND I GOT TO HUG TARI EVERYTHING IS AWESOME @altmelissa.bsky.social

Transcript to follow in separate post when I have a keyboard. It's cheap pizza jokes, though.

instructions unclear, pizza ordered for NY event

We sat at another stop for like five minutes and now we're in the middle of a shift change four blocks from the stop we randomly stopped at for no fucking reason

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AT BLEECKER BY NOW

And then the next bus decides it's time to do a shift change

IT HAS TAKEN ME AN HOUR TO GO LESS THAN TWO MILES

Love when a bus driver is in an all-fired hurry to pull out of a bus stop and right into a red light. EAT SHIT FUCKFACE

GET THIS ASSHOLE OFF THE FUCKING TRACKS I DON'T CARE HOW MANY PIECES THEY'RE IN

GET OFF THE FUCKING TRACKS YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT

I actually have publicly reamed one of the borderline assholes out in public loudly enough to be heard through closed doors so they know what to expect

whoever is doing whatever bullshit on this 6 train and/or at this station needs to fucking stop because I have a watch party to get to and a boatload of memories to dive into

Egg.

(My PoGo server has discussed the other matter. I believe my exact words were "if any of you try it so help me Arceus because no God will help you")

Awful news:

Sydney Colson and Aari McDonald are out for the rest of the season.

Colson has an ACL tear and McDonald has a broken bone in her foot.

Reported by @alexaphilippou.bsky.social.

behold: a woman

WE SAID INJURIES OFF.

Most of my legendaries get named after gods or epic heroes from various mythologies. But... yeah. What the fuck else do you name a legendary storm bird.

and the Zapdos is Sue because what the fuck else do you name a legendary storm bird that's why

you say this like I don't have the entire Squirtle line named after Maryland alumnae, a shiny Pidgeot named Hiedeman, all of my Ponyta get Florida State names, my Grimer is named Brittney, my Kangaskhan is named Penny, my Jolteon get Shock names and my Flareon get Tennessee names

Does the player get to choose the shot? If not, what kind of shot is it?

ugh this is nothing on y'all but I'm having flashbacks to when they did the same thing at St. John's when she was at Nova. Five STJ season ticket holders versus half of Poughkeepsie in an arena a fifth the size of Barclays was not a fun experience

I kind of want to see her answer questions about this fuckwittery with the same energy she gives the refs. Just let it rip and tell them in no uncertain terms to knock it off.