Chad GPT

@danielobrien.bsky.social in addition to How to Fight Presidents, do you have any recommendations for presidential biographies? Currently reading His Excellency, American Sphinx, and John Adams.

31.03.2025 15:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I got a "Teams Hi" 19 minutes ago and I'm still waiting to find out if they need something or if they're just being nice.

22.01.2025 16:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Here's hoping that the afterlife is a kick a** library, good reading glasses and all the time in the world to read.

16.01.2025 13:43 — 👍 2395    🔁 205    💬 90    📌 27

The Gambler: "see, the secret to being good at poker is... " Takes a drag of my last cigarette... "Ya gotta get good at poker."

Me: "That's it? I'm... I'ma need that cigarette back. And where's this train going, anyway? Wait, are you dead?"

10.01.2025 23:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And if you're not satisfied, we'll send you the third act for free.

24.11.2024 17:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reminder:

17.11.2024 21:57 — 👍 13    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

Try this: move the BlueSky app icon to where your Twitter icon is. Then slide your Twitter icon off your main screen. You’ll notice a vast improvement in your blood pressure.

16.11.2024 17:04 — 👍 42097    🔁 3399    💬 2457    📌 452

The moment I knew I wouldn't make a good chef is when I tried to make clarified butter but it refused to explain itself.

13.11.2024 19:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Peaky blinders no fucking fighting meme but it’s no fucking quote dunking

New twitter refugees do not all know this rule and some of them are already breaking it but it is IMPORTANT. YOU are the only algorithm here, do not help jackasses gain popularity to do real damage for imaginary internet cleverness points

Spread the word!!

09.11.2024 18:01 — 👍 6976    🔁 3556    💬 75    📌 126