Failed Quest

I hold the radical belief that it’s ok for the KKK to be offended

In my heart. Or maybe that’s just cholesterol.

Beneath the crushing weight of Unreal Tournament where it belongs

I have so little faith in anything good ever happening again that trying to believe this is a turning point almost hurts

Turok 2

Why waste the time? Strap him to a rocket and fire him into the sun.

More E33 for free? Hell yes.

Unless that GPU is running at like 90+C, it’ll be just fine. Loud fans don’t mean damage is being done.

This is actually part of project 2025. Everything turned into corporations with CEOs running the show. They want to break the country up into chunks each ruled by a tech CEO. It’s disgusting.

Mike should own a used car dealership

Sounds like those are standout candidates for Trump’s cabinet

Nah, no demons. The antagonist of the Final Destination series is literally just death itself, not personified as a reaper or anything, just as an entity that surrounds us and controls when and how we die.

Cavity searches for everybody!

Does Super Potato count? I went to all floors of that place.

Probably to cast doubt on the ‘28 election when he illegally runs for a third term

Just crowning yourself king of the victim Olympics, huh?

So the Trump admin went from campaigning on “no new wars” to “we are the war, and there will no longer be any rules”

No way Julie Kavner can keep going that long. She’s almost completely unintelligible as Marge these days, and it’s only going to get worse.

I’m conflicted. On the one hand, watching private equity do its thing and run EA into the ground will be satisfying as hell. On the other, private equity killing video games is a bad thing.

Gotta be Chrono Trigger

Guaranteed that one will get an exception. Most of Congress is on it.

I want to like this post but it currently has 69 and I won’t be that guy

TACO Tuesday strikes again

I’m working on an Ubuntu media server right now

Big Silent Hill Revelation vibes from this, as well as everything else we’ve seen from the movie so far

I miss Famichiki so damn much

How are you going to stop people from flushing something down their toilet?

They’ve abdicated their powers to the president, unfortunately.

Was this group named “people with eyes, inc.”?

Yakuza 3 was my entry point into the series, so if a Kiwami remake means restoring all the cut content, I’ll happily play this again