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Five-star runtime? More like five PENTAGRAM runtime! Today Shelved by Genre talks for over four hours about the first nine chapters of Alan Moore and Eddie Campbell's high concept Jack the Ripper yarn FROM HELL, bringing all our diverse pools on knowledge to bear: rangedtouch.com/2025/10/24/f...

genuinely convinced my cousin is a demon sent to destroy me

current e-reads: need to finish nona & kushiel’s dart by the end of the week but that’s almost definitely not happening because it’s halloween time and i’m outside all october long

“a cozy litrpg rom-com” none of these words are in the bible

teen coworker just said my “outfits always give toddler”

Take a Surreal Trip Down Memory Lane with An Oral History of Atlantis by Ed Park - Reactor Helen Rhee reviews a short story collection offering a voyage into the brilliant, weird, and hilarious mind of Ed Park.

Ed Park's new short story collection perfectly nostalgia, humor, and bleak circumstances against a slightly-speculative backdrop. Helen Rhee reviews An Oral History of Atlantis:

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draco in leather pants walked so that kent parson did nothing wrong could run but of course they are both just shadows on the wall cast by lestat

on the corner of main street just trying to keep it in line if you even fucking care

working on my todd chrisley impersonation

as my fagcent becomes more pronounced my southern drawl recedes need to find the perfect balance of both so i can be a southern dandy

A nude featureless figure bathed in Phoenix flame reaches out. Caption reads "Form without feature...little more than a mannequin...nothing to be afraid of...yet fo Madelyne's horror...when the figure reaches out to Scott...in yearning supplication..." Cyclops embraces and kisses the figures lipless face "he responds gladly with an eager wholehearted passion he never felt for her." Cyclops reaches toward an angel winged Maddie clutching their infant son. "Time to lose the wings Maddie. You were never meant to have them anyway. You can't fly. You're not special like us. You're only human." Scott tears off Maddie's wings and tosses them over his shoulder

"Can't keep him either. He's a mutant sweetheart. He should be raised by his own kind." Scott takes their baby and hands it to the featureless figure. "see how badly he looks. You wouldn't take that away from him would you?" Maddie: "How can you do this? I love you!" Cyclops "I know and I'm sorry, but I loved someone else first. And best." Scott removes Maddie's hair in one motion like a wig and puts it on the living mannequin. "Her needs take priority. There that's better." Maddie screams in protest and Scott removes her lips. "A few more details pulled from the copy and the original will be restored." He removes Maddie's eyes silently weeping and gives them to Jean

"I love Jean Grey, Maddie. Always have, always will when I thought she was dead I felt like someone ripped out my heart. It was wrong of me to turn to you to take her place." The verdant mountain background fades to white space. "I never meant to hurt you but once I discovered Jean was alive I had to go back. I'll never lose her again. Goodbye Maddie." Cyclops, Jean, and Baby Nathan disappear in a keyhole shaped pillar of radiant light. Maddie is alone in a desert wasteland. She has no facial features or clothing. Caption: She would scream but she has no mouth. A nothing person. In a nowhere place. Abandoned and alone.

In one of X-Men's most sci-fi soap operatic twists Cyclops copes with the death of Phoenix by meeting, marrying, & having a child with a woman identical to Jean named Madelyne. When Jean is found alive, we get a traumatic dream sequence in which Scott gives everything Maddie ever was back to Jean.

you don’t want fuck Ghostface.
you just want a man who calls you all the time and asks about your favorite movies

some books on the floor (the knight and the moth by rachel gillig, silver and lead by seanan mcguire, v for vendetta by alan moore abd david lloyd, and minor black figures by brandon taylor)

this week’s haul the tor toby books have different dimensions than the daw toby books and that makes my brain feel like ants are crawling all over it but i will survive

Pokémon Legends: Z-A is a fantastic return to (mega) form The new Pokémon Legends game is a shining example of how this series can keep evolving.

Missed the embargo because a certain video game company waited until the very last minute to send codes out to press. Was worried that Pokémon Legends: Z-A might not live up to my expectations, but am very pleased to say the game has all the heat and then some. My review:

The End of Windows 10 Support Is an E-Waste Disaster in the Making In an example of egregious planned obsolescence, as many as 400 million computers will soon hit the waste stream.

The end of free Windows 10 support this Wednesday could be an environmental disaster, cutting off 400 million PCs from security updates and dooming millions of still usable computers.

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just saw one battle after another i’m doing donuts in the theater parking lot while listening to teyana taylor’s seminal work k.t.s.e.

things happened last night that can never happen again

talking shit in the parking lot with your coworkers after hours will heal you

more dramione slavefic slop

continuing my opp research

Demi Adejuyigbe is not wholesome

barry keoghan think he alexander skarsgard alexander skarsgard think he the hamburglar

me next ☝🏾

a bumper sticker which reads "Proud Parent of the Omelas Child"

we’re 3 days into october where are the ghostface mask thirst traps

matty healy please crash the wedding please save us

what’s your favorite yaoi manga

that furry will fix me

wisdom of the ages

so sad when most of the bulge is ball