Curtis Haring

YouTube video by The White House President Trump Delivers Remarks on Charlie Kirk

For the love of God, sound off, but that movement at around 20 seconds is the first hint that this is an AI video and not actually Donnie:

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The Internet going down at the office is the modern day, adult equivalent of a snow day.

The Left: Oh, cool, that's an unexpected surprise, but I support this logo change because the old version reinforced racist stereotypes, and we should try to move past such things.

The Right: AAAARRRR!~!!!1!!!1 dEy ToOk OuT oLd MAn, dIs iS WOOOOOOKEEEEE!!!!!111

God, I hate this timeline.

My version of a speedball: Benadryl and Coffee...

Hey, idiots, wanna know why the Federal Reserve is actually a good thing? This: this is why - to reduce economic instability - and it has been doing a damn good job of it, all things considered. For the record the fed was created in 1913.

Man, I really need a monkey's paw and a REALLY good lawyer in contract law.

YouTube video by Fr. Eckle Studios Daft Hands - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

I don't like the fact that this video is now old enough to vote...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cY...

As a kid, I couldn't understand how Clark Kent's coworkers couldn't tell he was Superman.

As an adult, I don't understand how Superman is allowed to take so much time off work.

Even the Nazi's were civil enough to not sell gas chamber merch. #AlligatorAlcatraz #AlligatorAuschwitz

The average number of fingers per adult in the US will drop this weekend... #merica

#Murkowski is classic Republican: I know it's bad for everyone, but I got mine, so screw all y'all.

Jesus, the peacekeepers clearly did the right thing during the #SLCNoKing to stop a mass shooting, but I am sure they feel awful.

Oof, once again @bagleycartoons.bsky.social is spot on.

JFC, did she just start watching/playing Fallout?

Did Tulsi just start playing/watching #Fallout? JFC - just more evidence we have a Putin puppet.

Don't forget: We are a nation that not only was founded on, but indeed celebrates, the fact that we stood up to tyrants and won. #I<3LA

I stand with the people of #LA against tyranny.

If you are masked, don't have a warrant, have inconsistent uniforms, and deny access to members of Congress, you aren't enforcing the law - you are kidnapping people.

So, if #Elon knew Trump was in the #EpsteinFiles, why did he support #Trump and encourage people to vote for him? I mean, this isn't actually new information.

I suspect that my usage of "JFC" when commenting on news articles has grown exponentially over the past six months...

Who has two thumbs and forgot to take his Adderall this morning?

*gets bored with this tired joke midway through and fails to deliver the punchline.*

Anyone else getting requests to update their alumni records from the @utah.edu‬?

I'm not asking if it is legit, what I *AM* asking is if they know why no one who graduated after 2005 is responding.

Could it be that the idea of calling a toll-free number is repugnant to anyone under the age of 45?

Did you know that if you have a Gmail account, it ignores periods?

In related news, I've known that I share the same name as someone who forgets to put their middle initial in their email address.

So, a Curtis Haring out there is confused as to why they are not getting 2FA codes (4 in a row now).

Keep bending the knee and keep expecting a drop in sales from half the country.

Trump is weak, but leaders are afraid to say it.

MAGA, utterly lacking in the ability to think abstractly: "Why did he post a picture of $1.33?"

Uber to introduce fixed-route shuttles in major US cities designed for commuters | TechCrunch Ride-hail and delivery giant Uber is introducing cheap, fixed-route rides along busy corridors during weekday commute hours in major U.S. cities -- one

Oh, look, Uber invented Bus routes...

Legislative leaders say SLC’s new flags are ‘political theatrics’ — but no word on if they’ll amend pride flag ban Republican legislative leaders denounced Salt Lake City’s adoption of three new official flags but did not go so far as to say they'll amend the pride flag ban.

Just so we are clear, when Salt Lake focuses on flags, it "ignores real issues like crime, homelessness, and fleeing businesses." and is "misguided and embarrassing." But when McCay and the Legislature do it, it is for the common good. Cool Cool.

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Alternate names for the #UtahMammoth:
The Mamei
The Mammosas
The Marmons
The Moths
The Hoths
The Goths
The U-tur Mam-ur
The Wooly Boolys
Ye olde Elephant-e in the Room
The Wool-fer Brimleys

It's not that hard, really. #freespeech TikTok video by agreenblinker

A PSA for you all...

Very disappointed that the #UtahHockeyClub chose the name #UtahMammoth and not "The Utah Mammothzz"