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it was a snowball fight!! zohran needs to fire her now. this is a waste of time, taxpayer money, and straight up insane

#SpaceMarine2

There is only the Emperor!

Incredible game and my favourite for years to come!

Age verification vendor Persona left frontend exposed, researchers say Behind a basic age check, researchers say Persona’s system runs extensive identity, watchlist, and adverse-media screening.

Researchers discovered a publicly exposed frontend on a government-authorized server, containing 2,456 accessible files from the age verification vendor used by Discord.

Marta (@grammamarta) Everybody knows it’s true. The republicunts just don’t care.

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Maybe one of them has the dream to become one of those cool lamps with electricity.

Would love to have it!

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They recently lost the tmnt license after 38 years

Is anyone else infuriated when they hear statements like, "We need to find out how much Trump knew about Epstein"?
"Knew about"?
Seriously?
If you cannot state the FACT that he was a child-raping ring-leader, I have no use for you or your performative concern.
"Knew about"?
Just fuck off.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Apparently mewgenics have Chris chan voicing a cat. Fucking hell, won’t be buying that game. Can’t support a game supporting that monster.

honestly tired of trying to convince people that trump's immigration policy is not really about violent undocumented immigrants or even just undocumented immigrants, but immigrants in general and even non-white people more broadly.

Notepad was once a lightweight text editor in Windows, but Microsoft has increasingly been adding features to it in recent years. The new Markdown support has led to a Remote Code Execution flaw 😬 msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide...

The new muppet show is incredible, it's pretty much classic muppets, I love it

I insist upon @pftompkins.bsky.social

That’s right!!!

Seeing people calling the victims young women or teenagers is absurd, just absolutely insane. They were children, a teenager is still a child.
Anyone making the distinction should get their hard drive checked and go fuck em self straight into hell

so crazy to me that a woman asked trump if he has any words for epstein's victims and he said "you as a young woman should smile more." it will go nowhere bc republicans refuse to hold trump accountable, but it's still pretty crazy.

Stop saying underage women.
They are children.

Liam and his dad are home.

(From @voteinorout.bsky.social )

a group of people are dancing in front of a red door that says z on it ALT: a group of people are dancing in front of a red door that says z on it

Dutch flag, gekoloniseerd

Honestly the gameplay looks good, but it needs some adjustments, the 3v3 feels off and there are so many mechanics.

It looks sweaty, I don't mind that, but my preference is easy to learn, hard to master.

My ADHD brain can't keep up with so many

ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.

We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.

Fuck ICE.
Fuck Trump.

And honestly fuck you if you think any of this is okay.

Don’t let them bully us into accepting this behavior.
Stand up. Even if it’s just being loud. Use your voice!
We are in this together 🖤.

Klobuchar: "Somehow 50,000 peaceful protesters in 10 below weather were able to march without any problems, and then the next day half a dozen ICE and CBP agents couldn't handle a guy with a cell phone taking video of them and shot him. I think it's pretty obvious what's going on here."