Mayonnaise :3

Musescore's notation software is genuinely one of the best, which makes it really funny that the website is a piece of shit that gets somehow more broken every week

im falling for the marvel slop.... Rivals in just 5 more hours... I'm sorry to everyone who has to deal with me instalocking squirrel girl everytime ❤️

why does the average bluesky user have 3 iq

Hier, Ta Mère "Choke My Chicken" Trés Bien

requesting the government to give me a handler to take me on a walk to pee in a designated area

if ashton jeanty does not win the heisman i will do nothing however i will be mildly miffed

when I was a kid i thought all buddhists were monks and I was like wow. I wonder how anybody ever gets anything done over there

Crazy to see the disney lorcanafication of Magic The Gathering

[conversation about saliva] Oh, that's like hawk tuah right?

if I had a dog dick i'd be knotting all my besties

trans person calling any other trans person they disagree with a "babytrans"

Suckin him so silly, he starts speakin simlish

all this "biological advantage" talk but man. I can't do shit. Try me in darts . I wont hit that fuckin board

little does she know im playing that album that reminds me of when i was twelve while we have sex

I regret to inform everyone. I'm normal now.

bra that says haulin on one boob and freight on the other

"diversity win" then it be a white gay guy

giving them that 600 pounds of ramen stare when they show me their hole

sex so stereotypically lesbian you coulda swore girl in red was playin

supposed allies when the non binary person isn't afab or feminine

seeing drawings of characters/ocs with scars is the most affirming shit on the planet

sometimes I talk to my partner like im their father because its a funny joke but I think they like it too much

I have bpd and just looked up the term "catastrophizing" and brother. I think i just looked into a mirror

CHaser? I ardly Know er!

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its me im the transfem

we all have that one transfem friend who has been on HRT for years and still hasnt voice trained at all

i hear porn hub is moving all their incest stuff to a sister site

Guy that only wants to be in a jazz band so he can make the stankiest stank face ever known to man whenever a soloist starts playing

Damn girl. Do you go to the gym? because I think a relationship between us would. Work Out.