Amanda J Uren

🎵Fly me to the poo...🎵

Paperback to the Future.

I hope they give an option to export emails. I have a folder of correspondence from a friend, now deceased, that I don't want to lose.

Behemoth the Seamonster is on Talking Pictures. Starts in Looe Cornwall and according to the IMDB IS is partly set in Looe. Unfortunately the accents of the fishermen characters don't come from there!

Churchwarden linked to foreign-born billionaire is behind £200k Reform gift The man whose firm made the donations will not discuss where the money came from, nor his ties to wealthy Farage allies who may not hold citizenship Gabriel Pogrund, Whitehall Editor Saturday January 31 2026, 8.00pm, The Sunday Times Share A churchwarden from Potters Bar who works for the family of a highly secretive, Kazakhstan-born billionaire can be revealed as the man behind £200,000 of donations to Reform UK., John Richard Simpson is a 59-year-old

Why isn't this a major news story?

OK if they're under 36 months?!

For All Time with Mark Harmon (NCIS guy), has a similar vibe.

It's from Midsomer Murders ffs!!

The word 'experimental' is worrying me. I've started comfort eating.

Jill's baps are flat.

Said he was going to give me his Brucie Bonus!!

"I'll wear the lounge curtains if I want to!"
"And nobody is going to tell me to pull myself together!"

Holness. Autocorrect strikes again!

Bob (I'll have a 'P'please Bob) Holiness played him on the radio in 1957.

The Incredible Journey.

'Challenging wank' -Sean Lock

STATEMENT FROM MATT MOBERG, CHAPLAIN OF THE MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES IF YOU'RE A CHURCH POSTING PRAYERS FOR PEACE AND UNITY TODAY WHILE MY CITY BLEEDS IN THE STREET. MISS ME WITH THAT SOFTNESS YOU ONLY WEAR WHEN IT COSTS YOU NOTHING. DON'T DRESS AVOIDANCE UP AS HOLINESS. DON'T CALL SILENCE "PEACEMAKING." DON'T LIGHT A CANDLE AND THINK IT SUBSTITUTES FOR SHOWING UP. TONIGHT AN ICE AGENT TOOK A PHOTO OF ME NEXT TO MY CAR, LOOKED ME IN THE EYE AND TOLD ME, "WE'LL BE SEEING YOU SOON." NOT METAPHOR. NOT HYPERBOLE. A THREAT DRESSED UP IN A BADGE AND A PAYCHECK. PEACE ISN'T WHAT YOU ASK FOR WHEN THE BOOT IS ALREADY ON SOMEONE'S NECK. PEACE IS WHAT THE POWERFUL ASK FOR WHEN THEY DON'T WANT TO BE INTERRUPTED. UNITY ISN'T NEUTRAL. UNITY THAT REFUSES TO NAME VIOLENCE IS JUST LOYALTY TO THE ONES HOLDING THE WEAPONS. STOP USING SCRIPTURE LIKE CHLOROFORM. STOP CALLING YOUR FEAR "WISDOM." STOP PRETENDING JESUS WAS CRUCIFIED BECAUSE HE PREACHED GOOD VIBES AND PERSONAL GROWTH. YOU DON'T GET TO QUOTE SCRIPTURE LIKE A LULLABY, WHILE INJUSTICE STAYS WIDE AWAKE. YOU DON'T GET TO ASK GOD TO "HEAL THE LAND" IF YOU WON'T EVEN LOOK AT THE WOUND. THERE IS A KIND OF PEACE THAT ONLY EXISTS BECAUSE IT REFUSES TO TELL THE TRUTH. THAT PEACE IS A LIE. AND LIES DON'T GROW ANYTHING WORTH SAVING. THE SCRIPTURES YOU LOVE WEREN'T WRITTEN TO KEEP THINGS CALM. THEY WERE WRITTEN TO SET THINGS RIGHT. AND SOMETIMES THE MOST FAITHFUL THING YOU CAN DO IS STOP PRAYING AROUND THE PAIN AND START STANDING INSIDE IT. IF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE-GOOD. GROWTH ALWAYS IS.

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Why haven't we seen Tom the cabin boy since last night?

This stew is delicious by the way. Lovely and meaty...

Moustachecat is a legend in his/her own right.

Farage has got a contract to supply penguin meat to the UK. But hasn't realised how far it has to travel!

A knitted cock sock on an inanimate model.

At the risk of giving him another sock to worry about...

#Pretti #Trump #ICE #Minnestota #Minneapolis

Or water squeezed from elephant shit!

'Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition'

Christopher Lee as Dracula in large cape, revealing deep red lining

Luckily the sun had set when he emerged.

Drain the pond and fill it with wine. (Not serious here, fish etc.)

Clive Dunn was known for playing old men and he was heavily made up for this part.

'Dr Bashir to the promenade'