Mayor Rob the Gorilla's Avatar

Mayor Rob the Gorilla

@hendos.bsky.social

The Ceremonial Mayor of Wülferhampton.

784 Followers  |  911 Following  |  11 Posts  |  Joined: 14.09.2023  |  1.5905

Latest posts by hendos.bsky.social on Bluesky

Goodnight #Wülferhampton

Sleep well all 💞

04.02.2026 21:30 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
Post image

my cute wolf version sings
#darklibrary #art #oc

04.02.2026 17:54 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Tonight on the Mead Hall menu

Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is a bit quiet

(top table only) Dave's pack of Leibniz from the office 🥂

Lower tables. Bangers and Cheesy Mash... +Peas

Vegetarian/vegan option. Creamy Vegan Pasta in a Tangy Tomato Sauce with Basil

Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.

04.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 26    🔁 4    💬 10    📌 0

Good morning #Wülferhampton!

Hope you have a great day.

04.02.2026 07:50 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 7    📌 0

Tonight on the Mead Hall menu

Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is conquering the Brittas Empire.

(top table only) 1x fat free rule obsessed hologram that might be Chris Barry

Lower tables. Muller Rice (no spoon)

Vegetarian/vegan option. Yasai Katsu Curry

Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.

03.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 12    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . Alt: Payroll 🤣

I checked the payroll...

02.02.2026 20:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

Let's warm you up Charlie.

02.02.2026 20:02 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hi Shirley! How are you?

02.02.2026 17:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tonight on the Mead Hall menu

Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social isn't eating properly.

(top table only) Pantone 16-2130 TN and Turps.

Lower tables. 1x Banana stolen from 29 Acacia Road.

Vegetarian/vegan option. Roasted carrots with dill pesto and a miso risotto.

Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.

02.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Morning Hettie! How are you?

02.02.2026 08:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Preview
a little girl is sitting in a car seat and making a funny face . ALT: a little girl is sitting in a car seat and making a funny face .

Scraps at the lepers gate, all that.

02.02.2026 08:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And now it’s Monday @wulfhelm.bsky.social, morning boss! Hope you're well! You look a bit famished.

Why does everybody look a bit famished?
You have remembered to feed everyone, right?

02.02.2026 07:25 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Nibble Nobby’s Nuts - Not Noddy’s Advert
YouTube video by Martin Hannett Nibble Nobby’s Nuts - Not Noddy’s Advert

Oh no...

30.10.2025 05:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thursday already? FFS.

30.10.2025 05:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@hendos is following 20 prominent accounts