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Amy Lu πŸ“šπŸ«–β˜•οΈ

@hansf.bsky.social

30-something book nerd who spends too much time with her dog. Trying to figure out this whole β€œmom” thing. She/her. https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1E17C28JWSG7T?ref_=wl_share

1,368 Followers  |  283 Following  |  3,813 Posts  |  Joined: 02.08.2023  |  1.8082

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I’m not sure any context would allow me to understand this tweet any better.

16.02.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

but I want to. I want to so bad. Instead I just used my spot cleaner to try and suck all the pee out of my mattress and now I’m waiting on the enzyme cleaner to do its thing. But I have no way to dry it except air drying so idk where I’m supposed to sleep tonight. The new couch isn’t here yet.

16.02.2026 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am so fucking angry right now. My dog has been pissing on my bed. She did it Tuesday while I was in the shower and she did it JUST FUCKING NOW WHILE I WAS PEEING!!! I left my room for less than two minutes and she fucking pissed in my bed. I’m so angry I want to shut her outside all night. I won’t

16.02.2026 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes my sister is so brilliant. It makes me ache for her β€œcould have been”. If not for teen pregnancy. If not for an early abusive relationship. If not for drug use as self medication.

15.02.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To anyone that needs clarification, "your best" is what you can accomplish without damage to your physical, mental and emotional health, not what you can accomplish by destroying them

01.02.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2414    πŸ” 1322    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 58

I hate coconut so that one. But I agree about the raspberry filling (even though I love raspberries) and cherry cordials just don’t do it for me texture wise. So let’s get rid of all three of those.

14.02.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He reminds me of the guy from the Don’t Fuck With Cats documentary that the internet tracked down after he messed up those cats and then killed a guy.

14.02.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sub-species of cat or of fox? Because that looks like a cat to me.

14.02.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I accidentally made this reference during a budget meeting this week. One person got it, the other was very confused πŸ˜‚

14.02.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He was just so casual with that β€œok” *clap*

13.02.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go brown hoodie!

13.02.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This sneakers are awesome! Do they come with the blood on them?

13.02.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember all too well how hard it was going through my pregnancy with Chunk basically physically alone. I had awesome support from my friends and family, but they were all over an hour away if not more. I’m sorry you’re missing some physical community but I’m glad we’re able to help πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™

13.02.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tracking says delivered! Let me know if there was a problem ☺️

13.02.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel dirty now just reading that toenail fungus’ posts.

13.02.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of spongebob squarepants talking on a cell phone Alt: a cartoon of spongebob squarepants saying β€œwhoop whoop” on a walkie talkie while dancing
13.02.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doc Severinsen.

Or the mayor who got in trouble for posting pics (on MySpace) of herself in lingerie taken on top of the fire trucks. That one made the national news.

You definitely win.

13.02.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And the belly band you had (should be there tomorrow!) on your wishlist was a total life saver for me when I was pregnant with Chunk.

12.02.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Amazon.com

Do it!!! I still use it because it’s just so comfortable! This is the one I got. It’s the best.

a.co/d/0328wyek

12.02.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone was abducted at 10 AM by ICE on Central Ave. Their coworker says they’ve lived here for over 20 years, are documented, and have 3 kids who were born here.

Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.

12.02.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 19564    πŸ” 7838    πŸ’¬ 218    πŸ“Œ 295
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a man wears a shirt that says i 'm with stupid Alt: Patrick from Schitt’s Creek wearing an β€œI’m with Stupid” t-shirt saying That’s the Spirit
11.02.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Need help :(

I -desperately- need help with food, meds, essentials.

Please share, any helps. I will pay it forward in time. Thx 4 all ❀️

$100+ food meds

I'm out of hygiene items, too.

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Cashapp- cash.app/$ryantrav
Venmo- venmo.com/Ryan-Travis23
PayPal- @ ryantravis33

#helpsky #mutualaid

09.02.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4
Screenshot of Amazon customer support chat getting refund for a Ring Floodlight Cam

https://www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurveillance/comments/1r0m509/comment/o4jc9xz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Screenshot of Amazon customer support chat getting refund for a Ring Floodlight Cam https://www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurveillance/comments/1r0m509/comment/o4jc9xz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Screenshot of chat with Amazon customer support getting refund for a Ring product bought in October 2020

https://www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurveillance/comments/1r0m509/comment/o4k6nqk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Screenshot of chat with Amazon customer support getting refund for a Ring product bought in October 2020 https://www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurveillance/comments/1r0m509/comment/o4k6nqk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Infographic telling Ring customers they can get refunds for their purchases through Amazon

Infographic telling Ring customers they can get refunds for their purchases through Amazon

People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad
www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...

10.02.2026 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7466    πŸ” 3346    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 157
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a box of amc perfectly popcorn contains a cartoon character ALT: a box of amc perfectly popcorn contains a cartoon character

Heyyyyyyy

If you love good popcorn and supporting public school music programs, it’s your lucky day! Charlie Belknap’s show choir is doing a fundraiser with Double Good -- follow the link to get a back of corn, friend!

popup.doublegood.com/s/f08d04vh

10.02.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September Seamus Culleton has been in a detention facility in Texas for nearly five months despite having no criminal record

And here is my story: β€˜Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September

www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...

09.02.2026 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1823    πŸ” 889    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 184

Chewy is seriously just the best when it comes to custom service! I called because a package I ordered accidentally went to my old address and they are sending me a replacement to my new address free of charge. They are always so great to work with and go out of their way to help you. They’re great!

10.02.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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09.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6979    πŸ” 3610    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 155
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a woman is crying and leaning against a wall with the words `` oh the horror '' written above her . Alt: a woman is crying and leaning against a wall with the words `` oh the horror '' written above her .
09.02.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My condolences to you 😒

09.02.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Check out my list on Amazon

Hey folks! Street Medics in Minneapolis have reached out to us asking for help boosting another wishlist!

Everything on this list is going straight to Columbia Heights.

(If you hate amazon, please visit www.standwithminnesota.com and find a different way to help! just help, that is what matters)

09.02.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 282    πŸ” 297    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5

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