Elijah Pykiet

My friend has been recommending I play TO THE MOON for ages now, so I'll be doing it tonight at 6:30 PM CST on TWITCH.TV/ELIJAHSHAWN!

This has been delayed until further notice, but follow us both for the Go Live Notifications!

I can’t lie, I got in this argument with a teacher in 8th grade over this because she decided to position the issue as “it’s not the janitor’s job to pick up after students.” It is though.

I was being a pedantic asshole but that’s not the point you’re supposed to be arguing.

Going LIVE with Trey “TheeBaker” Milchesky on Twitch.tv/ElijahShawn!

Or live on Twitch.tv/TheeBaker if you hate me and want me to die I guess.

Twitch.tv/ElijahShawn

The demo for PIGFACE dropped a few days ago. We’re playing it tonight on Twitch.tv/ElijahShawn

Going live in 30 Twitch.tv/ElijahShawn, daily brain games and then I’m playing the demo for PIGFACE

Just got this bizarre ad on TikTok. I guess I’ll see what’s happening on Twitch.tv/ElijahShawn

I keep seeing people talking about how Johnathan Joss “passed away.” That’s not what happened. He was fucking murdered. Stop talking about this shit in passive voice. He was the victim of a violent hate crime.

I’ve met Dougie the hyper-dimensional cube who exists outside of time and is also a greaser, and I think you really misrepresent the kind of guy he is.

His work on the Red Dead games rocked my world. I feel like you only ever hear the word “ludonarrative” next to the word “dissonance.”
It’s incredibly rare to see someone looking for and highlighting ludonarrative coherence.

this happened on wheel of fortune tonight

This is fucking absurd. This is too much rain.

man

i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen

there’s a valuable lesson here for democrats in that voters want politicians to be bold and clearly stand FOR SOMETHING but i have a feeling democrats will continue opening TACO trucks in front of the white house or begging for war with iran instead sadly

I need this Twitter ban to end. I have to follow the hot girl who keeps talking about the Forklift

look at my opposition party dawg

The FBI is an enemy to the American people.

Jonathan Joss was Comanche and Apache and an openly gay actor.

He was murdered while looking at the remains of his dogs at his own house that was burnt down.

The killer yelled homophobic slurs before shooting him.

This is the real world consequences of the hatred that the right commodifies

i made this fake jordan peterson quote tweet like 2 years ago i had no idea right wingers would actually be getting this mad at sesame street these days, a show for babies

J.K. Rowling Announces She No Longer Transphobic After Attending Cincinnati Pride And Winning A Free Cell Phone Charger From A Bisexual Realtor’s Booth

J.K. Rowling Announces She No Longer Transphobic After Attending Cincinnati Pride And Winning A Free Cell Phone Charger From A Bisexual Realtor’s Booth theonion.com/j-k-row...

I would like to imagine he’s drawing up X’s and O’s over the top of it like it’s Monday night football lol

Cyberpunk 2077 FUCKING BLOWS. It’s not an issue of performance or glitches, it’s just not fun to play.