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Not all heroes wear capers.

06.11.2025 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nothing will

05.11.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.11.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.11.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing says punk like a horn riff.

04.11.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My Canvas With Wallace

03.11.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No snipe, she needs to get some help.

01.11.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No way that tool was "great so far as a husband."

31.10.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone I know referred to him as β€œBenny Hill Hitler” and honestly that’s just perfect.

28.10.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me, too. Good writing.

27.10.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's a little late now.

22.10.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When he tries to stay, we have to fight back. General strike, perpetual demonstrations and civil disobedience.

21.10.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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14.10.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if Democrats cannot stop him from taking away my healthcare subsidies, I will have no choice but to continue voting for him and/or his anointed offspring in all future elections.

12.10.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1029    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 6

Schrodinger's lib

12.10.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bridge too far for MAGA.

11.10.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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11.10.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've lost count of the times it was supposedly "coming to an end."

08.10.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 183    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Barry Gibb had to kick Michael Jackson out of his house.

08.10.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pocahontas and Shakespeare lived in London at the same time.

08.10.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely nothing. 😑

06.10.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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03.10.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are grossly underestimating how easily Kavanaugh could be duped.

01.10.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What about Biden, though?

01.10.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fetterman isn't a Democrat.

30.09.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely yes.

25.09.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you, like me, are the parent of a neuro-atypical child dreading this autism press conference, please remember: These are the people hurting our kids. Not us. They are the ones stigmatizing and pathologizing them. They are the ones peddling untested science. And we should be very, very angry.

22.09.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 19887    πŸ” 4632    πŸ’¬ 414    πŸ“Œ 143

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