Patrick

If someone tried to roast me with Grok, their very next prompt would be “how to k*ll myself no pain”

Wow

Waymo would be perfect if I could pick the route

Miss Mexico stuns as Miss Universe 2025.

Seems like common sense

Oh you’ve been back for 2 weeks now and didn’t tell me 😂

Or do doggy

Only 20 years too late!

I misread that! lol well then yeah you are toast if you don’t get a pity like. I’m on that shit right now on insta because I don’t feel like going through all the DMs

Well hi

I’m a slut bottom for drunk room service

What do you want them to say?

That’s normal me too

Hey hey boys. I keep forgetting to log in here

Wait so fun? When?? 👀

That’s a classic move that’s why I open the bottle

Is that you? Ha

I haven’t seen it yet but I want to believe so bad

You haven’t had it spolied?!

Atlanta Pride last weekend officially signals the end of gay season. See ya next year!

POV you climb on top of me

People are so nasty

Atlanta truly the only city that cannot manage to keep escalators operational

i also find it extremely weird if you are private and you accept someone's follow request but don't follow them back. what's the point?

of course you're allowed to use your instagram however you want, but i think it's really weird when people have like 4k followers and only follow 900 people

Please I’m begging - if you think you want to “have a conversation” with ChatGPT, don’t! Text a friend. Talk to me! I’m chatty. Anything instead

If I EVER say something like “I’m having conservations with ChatGPT,” smash my computer and commit me to a mental institution immediately

You’re being kind but thank you

Diet ugh

If I ever stopped drinking and locked in with my fit i think I could get shredded