Jack C

Gary Larson, The Far Side. It portrays a character named Professor Schwartzman testing his newest invention, a "canine decoder" helmet, which translates what dog barks into English. Several dogs are visible speaking in the panel, and all of their barks translate to the same word: "Hey.“

I think about this one pretty much every afternoon

They should do MyChart Wrapped

hard time buying it from the route today, but that is an excellent point! rescue is very much a valid use case for helicopters, and one i never realized the county sheriff department engaged in

"are you enjoying duo mobile" does a hamburger enjoy being made of quarks. does a fish enjoy linear time. does the mountain enjoy the first taste of a cup of hot chocolate when you get back to the ski lodge. your question means nothing to me. i couldn't enjoy duo mobile even if i tried

a flightradar24 screen capture with a helicopter trace looping wildly over renton and bellevue

king county sheriff out for a helicopter joyride today. this stupid shit costs a fortune and burns tons of fossil fuel. plus, having cop helicopters ~at all~ is ridiculous in the drone era!

My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane.

A plate of the same cookies.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

Now that the penny's dead we should replace Jackson with Lincoln on the $20

i use the time to read long-form journalism; atlantic and the like. that and some background music works wonders for the boredom

a package of macarons in the freezer case with the front plastic broken and three missing

someone got peckish at the grocery store. (not me, promise)

for real. i honestly might see a legitimate llm application here -- blocking a whole-ass subject post by post. though of course that would be fraught in the usual ways 🙄

pro tip! you too can mute her name and never again (hopefully) see another terribly written excerpt or tedious opinion on the matter, etc etc

i just in the last ten minutes figured out i could simply mute the person's fairly uncommon surname, and i gotta tell you i am stoked

I get why it happens but goddamn do I wish anything could hit as hard on the timeline as something that sucks that everyone hates written by or about the worst person you know. I wish something good or interesting was able to get anywhere near the traction some shit that sucks does.

really enjoyed this review! i've seen people refer to this film as a straightforward parody of fascism for years and never quite bought in, and i feel like you nailed the reasons why

that is absolutely the first thing i thought of as well!

AI World Clocks The current time as rendered by 9 different AI models. By Brian Moore.

amazing clocks.brianmoore.com

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

screenshot of a headline from the BBC: Biologist bitten in head by shark hopes to meet animal again

he'll show it what he learned, in his shark jujitsu class

more numbing, i think. i am deuteranomolous

This race could very easily be decided by challenged ballots. Use this link to track your ballot, and remind your friends and family to do the same: info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...

Gentlemen: thank you for your service.

see? john darnielle gets it bsky.app/profile/them...

Me and my boys went to a strange LAND
The sun beat down on the desert SAND
My man Ad-rock turned to us and said
Yo, you two see that BIG-ASS HEAD?

We approached this ancient, beat up MASS
We learned his name was OZYMANDIAS
A sign said take a look AND DESPAIR
But we saw no works, nothing was THERE

seriously though they need to bring back the awesome A-frame buildings. and pizza hut needs to bring back the iconic hut. i mean, just as purely a business decision! genx and millennials would love this and probably even boomers would not kvetch

its breakfast dogg. scrambled eggs, hashers, ham, snausage, bacon, and pumpkin spice pancakes. plus hot sauce on the side

IHOP is just dOHI spelled upside-down

ha, right on! there was a shot of the 740 emblem as it drove away too. and yeah, i drove a couple different 240s in my teens and they were built like tanks

oh my god, yes. any day now! here's hoping 🤞🤞🤞

also if your video generator is so good, why did that commercial have real actors and sets in it? haha nobody knows. except, well

just saw an "ask chatgippity" ad with teenagers in a volvo wagon that would have been a teenager car when i was one a zillion years ago. haha i see what you are doing, openai marketing consultants. get bent

a grey hand towel with white text that says "be nice, jesus"

here's another winner from that store. i think it really said "be nice, jesus is watching" or some other creepy bullshit? but someone had folded it into this much funnier message instead