Millennial Max

Anyone who tries to tell you that 86 means to kill someone thinks you're even dumber than they are and is clearly just manipulating you.

Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Elon musk isn’t elected.

He’s a Nazi nepo baby who breaks everything he touches.

And right now he’s locked himself in a room with grandpa’s Social Security check.

It's the best feeling when you're working on a car and you finally get to switch your ratchet to tighten!

Thanks to that guy not stepping down in time, we will be.

I really hate that the new thing for articles is to not finish writing it. I keep scrolling through pages and pages of ads looking for the last few paragraphs of whatever I'm reading!

They can go flip burgers for all I care!

I think I might start a band called 9 3v3 and hang all of our posters upside down.

Notoriously litigious, Gibson. I was wondering if these were gonna get taken down.

A done comes down from the sky. The voice of now Vice Chancellor Elon Musk booms "MOVE ALONG! BYSTANDERS WILL BE DEALT WITH BY FORCE!"

Suddenly, you hear screams. Another diesel turbine powered Cybertruck, billowing black smoke into the air, has autonomously plowed through a crowd of people. The pregnant 12 year old it was delivering to a nearby private school is arrested after a stress induced miscarriage.

The year is 2029. It's the third term of the Trump administration. You're standing in line for your gov't mandated green coffee enema. Luckily, your private insurance is willing to cover up to 3% of the cost in the form of a mail-in rebate!

My room also looks Asmongold died in it. But why on earth would someone willingly ingest caffeine free diet Coke?

Considering they got everything they wanted in the election, the right seems no less filled with rage, envy, suspicion, and bile than they've ever been.

Watching gladitorial combat while Rome burns

I've been saying it's not an echo. It's a reverb. The message blooms and becomes something larger and more beautiful.

This is a really bad take. A lot of cultures in the US have a long history of eating healthier food, but as food deserts became common and fast food so prevalent, those communities have lost that important cultural identity in favor of $3 Big Macs. You shouldn't be defending corporate white America.

Only bsky, I left Twitter the day the sale went through to Elon, and I never willingly joined threads, just insta.

Tuxedo cat lying on a bed

Sometimes

Bratzi?

We had brat summer, and now it's fascism fall

I think about him all the time, all salty and delicious, melting over some popcorn... Oh wait, I'm thinking of butter! Yeah, Ian miles Chong sucks.

I would love to go back to just being scared of Boars.

This is such a breath of fresh air compared to pits of despair everywhere else on the internet.

My obligatory cat photo, this is my sweet baby Domino

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I've only been on it for about ten minutes, and I haven't gotten into any arguments yet. That's an improvement over other sites!

My sweet Ruby helps me feel better on days like today