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@travalanche.bsky.social

a sociopathic dorito; a cool ranch lunatic // terminal case of orioles magic // πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ // other socials/OF ➑️ linktr.ee/gettheselinks

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yes

07.08.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

honestly yeah

07.08.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a sketch of me and the bubble quote β€œso beautiful”

a sketch of me and the bubble quote β€œso beautiful”

another trivia player drew me πŸ₯Ί

07.08.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i read this as 'renal family' and was thoroughly confused for about 15 seconds that i'll never ever get back

05.08.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor . ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
05.08.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

should i just uhhhh kiss a lot of boys this month or what

05.08.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Spirit Animal What's Your Spirit Animal?

poomang.com/en/t/finally...

04.08.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah this is probably about right

04.08.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m so glad i ended up going to all in texas. absolute peak vibes as a fan

04.08.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah i haven’t slogged through a complete episode since the netflix debut. i don’t think i’ve watched an entire segment since one of the first cena promos after the heel turn. otherwise i watched the iyo title win over rhea and the post-mania smackdown tag ladder match but that’s about it

04.08.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there’s a typo god dammit hashtag botchamania

04.08.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it sucks to because the raw women’s division and the smackdown tag division are honestly amazing. can we move them (and gunther) over to wednesdays

04.08.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

never been more glad as a wrestling fan that AEW exists

04.08.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

advertise your account with a gif

04.08.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

i would ascend directly out of my body and never return

03.08.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

in france they kiss on main street

03.08.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two men standing next to each other with the words " this is no good " ALT: two men standing next to each other with the words " this is no good "

i set both diaz and doval as my RPs this week and... yeah

02.08.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

cursed glory hole

02.08.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ugh at least it was efficient and keeps me on the delulu-ness of believing trevor rogers is actually good

01.08.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a champion sweatshirt is looking at two phones ALT: a man wearing a champion sweatshirt is looking at two phones

it's mlb trade deadline day which means this is already me with all the trade rumor sites and beat writer feeds

31.07.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the orioles are probably gonna be really good for these last two months and it’s gonna make me weep over the broken team they were for the first four months

29.07.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*finally* πŸ₯Ή

29.07.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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already salivating thinking about the leftover fried rice i’m gonna have for lunch

28.07.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pardon me while i start swinging

28.07.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

why are they threatening me!!!

28.07.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

peak television.

27.07.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ah yes, the classic β€œwe’ve moved your delivery date and time to who the fuck knows o’clock. toodles!”

27.07.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Of course French Starmie sounds like that

27.07.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

oh so the cruise ship episode of hacks is the correct kind of cringe comedy

26.07.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

very precious cargo coming today πŸ˜€
being handled by fedex 😬
and my delivery window went from "9:50 am - 1:50 pm" to "by end of day saturday" πŸ˜“

26.07.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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