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@baconfish.bsky.social

Thick thighs, no felonies. Excessively Black. "I might cook, clean but still won't fold" Venmo: B_A_Con Cashapp: $BC0NF1SH

230 Followers  |  182 Following  |  255 Posts  |  Joined: 26.07.2023  |  2.0886

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Post image Post image 06.11.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week.

@wired.com #ICE
www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...

05.11.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 30678    πŸ” 14697    πŸ’¬ 1059    πŸ“Œ 967
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Spring of 2004, I had just become a new mom. I went into becoming this new baby boy's mom knowing I would be a single mom, I was scared and felt alone. I would go on to have terrible PPD, and tbh, if it weren't for him, I would have died. This song helped me thru, and I get emotional hearing it.

05.11.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
A person watching Blazing Saddles.

A person watching Blazing Saddles.

If this is on, I'm watching it every time.

02.11.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Did they mention about how they were copying the US and how they treated black people and other minorities?

01.11.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't do dishes. I've made that quite clear.

01.11.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, please share the address where they are handing out free edibles and shrooms. I'd like to visit them and hang out.

31.10.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

NO ONE IS GIVING THEIR EDIBLES TO KIDS FOR HALLOWEEN. THAT SHIT COSTS TOO MUCH! Y'ALL HAVE BEEN PERPETUATING THIS LIE FOR DECADES. Please stop.

31.10.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.

27.10.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 34738    πŸ” 11468    πŸ’¬ 868    πŸ“Œ 683
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He's a little lover boy. Medusa disagrees, but she may come around.

24.10.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
15.10.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Woman wearing medieval swinging pendulum earrings

Woman wearing medieval swinging pendulum earrings

I've added medieval weaponry to my earring arsenal.

15.10.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Degradation kink

15.10.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a white shirt and tie is pointing at the camera with the word bingo in yellow ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is pointing at the camera with the word bingo in yellow
09.10.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This Garbage Pail Kid looking bitch is making health policy and has no fucking clue what the placenta does or what it actually is for that matter. WHERE IS THAT FUCKING METEOR?!?!?!

09.10.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
4 different old fashion drinks on a metal stand

4 different old fashion drinks on a metal stand

Having an old fashioned flight to celebrate year 47. I just wish they were all neat instead of on the rocks.

08.10.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to share a laugh about that orange fuck and his cronies being described as the 'Garbage Pail Kids Administration' with my husband and I am reminded that I am 8 yrs older. *finishes skincare routine*

07.10.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone is looking for positives, this National Guard and ICE bullshit is activating my otherwise politically indifferent friends. Good news is 2026 could be a bigger wave than 2018. Bad news is efforts to suppress the vote will be stronger. Stay informed and vigilant.

05.10.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
No Cats In The Library πŸ±πŸ“š | Reading Rainbow πŸ“– 🌈 | Full Episode | @Kidzuko​
YouTube video by Kidzuko No Cats In The Library πŸ±πŸ“š | Reading Rainbow πŸ“– 🌈 | Full Episode | @Kidzuko​

Reading Rainbow… is back! πŸ₯Ή

This LeVar Burton/Reading Rainbow raised human is feeling all of the library joy. We hope your kids believe they belong in books, just like you ✨

Take a look, it’s in a book πŸ“šπŸŒˆπŸ¦‹πŸŒŒ
youtu.be/gHAIjSkmnYI?...

04.10.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2796    πŸ” 985    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 76
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I am so here for this messy shit. To quote Cardi β€œWhen they go low, we go to hell πŸ˜‚

03.10.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 201    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

I mean, if they were in a desperate situation, I would try to help but damn at least ask. But likely some entitled fuckass. Smh

30.09.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stealing from someone's garden is fucking wild!

30.09.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

41 years ago today, President Reagan vetoed sanctions against apartheid state South Africa; because it did not bother him.

26.09.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1242    πŸ” 354    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 14

Lol

26.09.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I also am not great at the whole sports mom thing because I dislike people in general. Like, I'm not into hanging out unless you, too, use many adult word enhancements in your regular speech and you are 420 friendly. And even then I still may not

26.09.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wolf's baseball team is participating in a Halloween tourney. They want some help with face painting for the boys. I have zero artistic abilities when it comes to that. They also want decor in the dugout. My Halloween aesthetic is not for everyone.

26.09.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

No need to choose, I'm not answering either way.

24.09.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely a degradation kink.

24.09.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He thought I was someone who is a notorious MU fan.

21.09.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sitting in a KU bar wearing KU clothes and a gentleman asked me about Dave Matthews. I don't think @misspiggy.bsky.social would love that.

21.09.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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