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Andrew Sandringham

Been in pub with wife and dog all evening on what we call Missable Bastard Night…
To paraphrase Dave Edmunds… “I don’t hear you knocking”

Halloween, what’s the matter with just setting fire to a pile of leaves and going home stinking of fires

“I hear you’re a not a racist now Father”

More poor fare and discontent down the dirty back lane…
At least it was not a defeat…

Obviously no geography GCSE

And now I’m all alone in bed sit land my only home…

Another burden on the British taxpayer

Another burden on the working man

Another burden on the British taxpayer

Another baby for Princess Anne

Been to that London
Pub had advert I may have come out of retirement for
Bairn pointed out I don’t fit the age criteria

There seems to be a massive loveliness of ladybirds in my garden.

Civic pride to be jealous of
Oh Manchester so much to answer for..

Wor Lass & The Bairn are off to Paris
Me & The Lad are in strange pubs
Oh Manchester so much to answer for…

Cruelly at school we would say someone had a fivehead

Expanding my urban lexicon I looked up ‘FOD’ and 1st definition was ‘Friend of Dorothy’ which made me wonder what’s your sister doing with him.
2nd definition relates to area between eyes and hairline… which makes more sense..

Costa del Tyne
Home attempts at Pardon y Bravas

Opposite ‘the brookhouse’

this just came up on my photo memories from 2017

Watching the tale of Ann Ming in ITV’s ‘I Fought The Law…’
The plod and courts are being shown as bungling, incompetent idiots.. Seems recently a lot tv stories doing this, then it hit me. They are true stories.

Neither Bravas or Estrella

In the Jolly Roger in Benidorm last night, decent soul singer was on and not to rowdy crowd… better half said the draft from the air conditioning was unbearable. I said it was to ‘shiver your timbers’… she left I followed.

Ours is at his ‘sisters’ house in Cottonopolis, annoyed at his dads constant roaming…

Bravas, Padron y Estrella Galicia
Chose to shade from the heat with the locals

Alicante adhering to the ‘football must be played’ ethos

Not sure the other half realises this is 6.4%.
Alicante is looking pleasant from my side of the glass..

If 100 Montaditos is Spanish for Wetherspoons, it knocks it into a cocked hat… Yes I’m back on the Costas…

Three more points towards survival down the dirty back land for GatesheadFC
Canny performance from the team, understandable lacklustre from the stands..

No queues outside the dirty back lane with ten minutes to kick off..
I’m guessing it’s not because the GatesheadFC & TamworthFC fans are all in early…

Get NBD to appeal it as a reciprocal favour for the TV licence malarkey…

Especially when you cannot get a pint at what they are now…

By the looks of it most of these would now be listings for ‘purple bricks’ or ‘pattersons’