Dahlia

everytime i watch chainsaw man i inevitably say ‘god i wish i was attacked by the dyke devil, oh i bet the faggot devil is really powerful, oooooh i’m the eating pussy devil im here to’

warhammer has a guy called golgfag mandated????

my greatest impediment to truly enjoying chainsaw as much i know i normally would is i look at denji’s fucked up relationship with Makima and relate way too much 💀

i tell this woman about a serious medical condition(feeling butterflies in my stomach near her) and she laughs at me !

she mocks my medical condition !!!

i’m trying to imagine me at my cumtiest and i don’t think i’d go to trader joe’s like that

oh look at me i’m jordan i NEVER make spelling mistakes ever

i typed too fast :(

i have to be the cumtiest bitch at trader joe’s

the cashier must know i’m gay

do you think my mom took tylenol while pregnant with me

but i was just about to go back to boymoding

an important part of my day is calling the girl i flirt with a faggot to provoke her into acts of faggotry

was told recently that the fact i like it when my little wrists are grabbed and mocked is a sign of brain worms

hot take: kissing girls is the bees knees

hey i’m really struggling with my oral fixation rn could you put your fingers in my mouth real quick

i think i’m really growing to hate snark in media

take your shit seriously sometimes!!!! let the imagery and metaphor to tell a story without throwing it all out for a quick 2 second gag

you ever come to realize that you would have been abused so much more than you were a few years ago if you made slightly different decisions?

is this anything

this is the most correct opinion you hold

tried to take pictures with her but every photo is just me being enraptured by how pretty she was 🙂‍↕️

your honor she’s clowning

but jooooordan think of the data! it has to live somewhere

now introducing bpd barbie with prerecorded catch phrases like ‘PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME’ ‘Do you hate me :(‘ and my personal favorite ‘Sowwy for acting crazy 2 hours ago’

she casually said we were dating 🥹

i finished gqux, was good gundam bullshit

what does it do then???

i was in the comfy zone for soooo long and i miss it so bad

*editors note: the comfy zone is when dahlia is cuddling a really amazing girl on the couch under covers

cuddling and listening to jazz is def my best date idea to date

fuck i need a new femcel icon now