David Norton

A bird sits on a side mirror with a Buceees sign in the background

At Bucees today and feeding local birds some of my scraps while in the car

insurance companies when they have to insure something - pic of pikachu shocked

Photo shows a bunch of cows laying on the road with a tiny baby beside a large Mama one looking through the dash of a car with a bunch of plastic cats and random stuff on the dash . The baby is Tiny and brown and about the size of a medium dog and laying beside mama and very cautious all mama is very relaxed and laid back and the other cows are as well

Photo shows a baby who is brown and beside mama laying in a freshly harvested field mama is large and white and has her ears behind her listening showing she is paying attention to me although she is looking in the opposite direction but is not afraid and the other cows are around and paying attention as I am driving

Photo shows a baby cow that is brown beside a large white mama who is looking at me and unafraid with other cows around baby cow is a little afraid but not so much while beside mama next to a freshly harvested field

Baby cow photos 😍🐮🐄 Some of y'all like these so sharing for you to enjoy 😁

The babies always know these are for them and can't wait to test out their new castles 😍😻😍

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Image shows a car named Inara on top of a robot vacuum cleaner on top of a litter box.

I know, I'm not on here as much anymore. Super busy this time of year with the surgeries trying to get caught up. Got a robot vacuum cleaner (my first) and they are already sitting on it before it's even setup 😝 Precious Inara 😻

Not the #caturday pics I was expecting to post, but thankfully first and foremost they are all okay and safe. Going to keep a pair of my feral cat handling gloves by the door from now on though. So. Much. Blood. All mine. Kept going back until all of them were safe and secure in my car and then away

The view of everything burning from half way down my driveway (a couple miles away) when I went out to the county road to lead the tanker truck in. Looking out across about a 59 acre plot of farm land just harvested to the wooded area way off in the distance where my house is you see black smoke shooting up high

Looking down my driveway, about 1/8th of the distance left, or half a mile. Your looking down a straight limestone road in waist high grass to a wooded area with black smoke shooting up far still in the distance

Parked in the waist high natural graze lands surrounding my homestead while the volunteer firefighters do their thing, the majority of the smoke you see is my trash pile, which WAS going to be sent off for scrap and now my expensive pile of scrap is gone, lol. Sitting inside a car, you see a limestone road a couple hundred ft from a house and windmill in a wooded area with waist high grasses burning off in the distance.

A wide angle view of two of my cats inside my car enjoying the ac and fuzzy seats to escape the fire waiting for the firefighters to do their thing. All babies were unharmed. :)

1)cats are all unharmed and safe
2)we are safe and going to be okay
3)house was barely saved
4)thank God (or whoever) that I had a seasoned vet and firefighter JUST move in

So my house almost burnt down yesterday. Wanted to thank out volunteer fire dept for an amazing fast response time

Ooooooooo 👀

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A pika sits on a mossy rock.

Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head.

An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye.

An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

Normally I can Google the Dr words from my test results... Except this time I passed out during my tests and there are no results pushed now. Does that mean I failed? 🤷 I seriously don't know. They said they couldn't tell me and now I can't Google and have to wait a month until the consult 👀

#chronicillness #ChronicPain #disabled #pain

Image is of a black shirt with words. Words read "let me guess, my labs are normal, I should loose weight, I need to drink water, I might have anxiety"

Found this shirt recently and YES. lol. Going to be wearing this to a few ornery doctors and specialists offices. 👀🤔

Facts

Photos of the orange cat named Bingo sitting beside a gun rack with a couple of guns on them in gun socks for long-term storage

Got a weird feeling. Started looking around and had all the babies on the bed except the orange one . Where could he be? Oh wait he's orange, have to find him now! Of course she's right beside the gun rack. The last place you want to Orange baby LOL

The T-Mobile app also showing there isn't a store anywhere around me for quite a ridiculous distance

The T-Mobile app showing I get a free water bottle if I come into the store

When your internet subscriber gives you a cool free water bottle! :-)

but you live in the ass end of nowhere :-(

Omg 👀💀👀🤦👀

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Photo shows my cat to sleep on the bed with their litter box in the background on my Cedar Chest and a tube box in between them with Mr Snickers on top digging a hole in it

We finally found something Mr Snickers likes more than my shotgun, a tube box . Yes I don't know why he's obsessed with the shotgun lately but it's kind of scary LOL 😻😳👀💀

Oh, the speeds at which we get our weather alerts here in Texas . Lightning fast! 🙄🤦💀

(unfortunately, not sarcasm. I was literaly standing at my bridge that got wiped out when they issued a flood advisory here. Like... NO FUKIN SHIT)

Two babies hug and another lays behind them in an Amazon box while a fourth sits on top of some. Legs beside the box and watches them

Two babies hug and a third lays behind them in an Amazon box

For #caturday I give you babies in an Amazon box. 🥰😻🥰 They enjoy the boxes far more than I do what's inside 😁

Photo shows an infinity mirror cat design with two cats sniffing it out

I love infinity mirrors. Infinity cat my cats approve of 🥰😻🥰

a close up of an axe with the words chop chop written below it Alt: a close up of an axe with the words chop chop written below it

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Photo is a picture of a item for sale on timu . It's an inflatable thing that goes around your head and behind you while sitting in a wheelchair and has a hose at the bottom of it that leads down to a bucket like for draining the water while you're cutting your hair.

Thinking about getting this. Not for washing my hair... But to turn it around so the hose goes down my shorts, and a little light in it. People stare at us wheelchair people all the time so why not give them something to confuse the utter fuck out of them with also 😜🤷🤔

I mean... Kinda... A little bit sometimes... 🤷🤔😁

Did they respond? 👀

Beautiful happy purrs to brighten your day 🥰😻🥰

As long as we also don't smell like it... 😁👀 Then it might be time for us to... Maybe... Get in that shower or hunt down the bath wipes 🤷😁

Very beautiful. And the poem as well 😁😻