Bobby

@simonmiller316.bsky.social made the PWI 500! Yes, I’m late, but also this is awesome and well deserved!

5 things Trump did this week:

1. Announced Trump brand iPhone knockoff

2. Thought the UK was the EU

3. Announced he might bomb Iran in 2 weeks

4. Left work early for his New Jersey golf club

5. Kept the Epstein files safe for 22 weeks

FDT
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No fucking kings.

The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.

Most of us are pretty cool, but we do have some shady members of the fandom...

Happy to have snagged a Nintendo Switch 2 and Mario Kart World so I could give myself a little joy in this hellscape of a reality.

We have a sitting president who thinks his predecessor was replaced by clones and robots and the head of FEMA didn't know hurricane season was "a thing". What the fuck is going on here?

It makes me irrationally angry.

Simon Miller vs Kevin Nashsquatch! #MysteryWrestling16

WATCH THE REPLAY AND MORE:
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#MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

I have a podcast. We talk about nerdy stuff, wrestling, and sports. You should check it out. It's called the Noise Brigade and it's on all the podcasting sites.

Hope it’s not too late to wish you all a happy #TransDayofVisability

Just curious — when Donald Trump PHYSICALLY mocked a disabled reporter, physically mocked a POW with limited arm movement and verbally mocked those who stutter, where were all you “HOW DARE SHE MOCK SOMEONE WITH DISABILITIES” Republicans then?

I'm just a bad actor stuck with a shitty script
All of my lines are cheap
And the cast is weak

I really wish it was an elected position or something. There's no way RFK Jr should be making these decisions.

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

Wish I could have been there in person, but proud my South Jersey peeps represented! #BoycottTesla #teslatakedown

Medicaid is not for sale.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.

We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

Look at this photograph...

So tired of this dick taking up valuable screentime.

No, that tangerine tinkle tape twat is not my fucking “daddy”, you fucking glue eating weirdos.

Dear price of eggs Trump voters,

Not only aren’t they any cheaper, there’s an actual shortage because of the raging Bird Flu we’re not getting any public information about because the food safety & public health agencies responsible for that shit have basically been shut down.

Bravo.

Fuck Donald Trump.
Fuck Elon Musk.
Fuck JD Vance.
Fuck Nazis.
Oh, and as always, fuck Dallas.

If Trump is upset with “love thy neighbor,” perhaps he should stop selling Bibles.