joko

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

a frame from a korean news network’s on the street interviews. it shows a tall man baring his teeth with the subtitles “I dream of a great war of justice that will turn the American soil to ashes”

in light of recent events i’m altering my new year’s resolution

"the problem is one guy in the white house" - analysts of a state that has had a mostly unchanged foundational set of institutions from being a slavery & apartheid regime

god please make this come true

by not punishing trump for invading and bombing venezuela, it would now be legal to invade whatever country you want and capture it’s leader? i assume that can be done to the united states too?

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor I was briefed this morning on the U.S. military capture of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and his wife, as well as their planned imprisonment in federal custody here in New York City. Unilaterally attacking a sovereign nation is an act of war and a violation of federal and international law. This blatant pursuit of regime change doesn't just affect those abroad, it directly impacts New Yorkers, including tens of thousands of Venezuelans who call this city home. My focus is their safety and the safety of every New Yorker, and my administration will continue to monitor the situation and issue relevant guidance. 1:06 PM • 1/3/26 • 47K Views

The Mayor of New York City @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social has released a statement:

No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

you simply do not have to preface your statements about this with “but Maduro sucks”

whether or not Maduro sucks is entirely beside the point - we invaded another country and grabbed their leader with no justification other than “we wanted to”

don’t give them cover on it

Dems, American Leftists or liberal always say something to the effect of "I cant do anything AS AN INDIVIDUAL" and then never do anything as a collective, never contribute, and still reap the rewards of neocolonialism and imperialism

Can’t do anything in power. Can’t do anything out of power. Weirdly they’re the only party that never has any power or voice, regardless of the situation

fuck this country. fuck this country and fuck the pedophile dictator who is in charge.

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

every hawaiian local is drawn green in that comic (it gets slightlybetter ive read issue 64 but he might not be hawaiian)

secret third niece of martian manhunter im calling it

WHY ARE YOU GREEN

she's only 20 to be a reporter shes literally written to be as immature as he is and writers at detective kkkomics have a weird habit of writing women of color as predatory . Every panel shes green how do you not see how its just racism and nothing else "muh emotional arc" i demand a retcon

i genuinely dont care for tana slander as anything other than critique over a writer's barely disguised fetish when she's
a) only woman color on here
b) GREENER THAN MARTIAN MANHUNTER'S NIECE???????????????????????//

A gray monochrome drawing of Bill Dickey siting down with a boba fett head between his fingers, his face in a scowl as he furrows his brows at the viewer.

chud thinks hes so tuff #art #doodle #yesimlazy #billdickey #eltingvilleclub

there may have been another layer for my yumeship i wont explain myself

A gray monochrome drawing of Bill Dickey siting down with a boba fett head between his fingers, his face in a scowl as he furrows his brows at the viewer.

chud thinks hes so tuff #art #doodle #yesimlazy #billdickey #eltingvilleclub

Filipino Kon El in a bruno mars way

The For You feed is going to be down while I'm upgrading the CPU from AMD 7900 (12 core) to AMD 9950X3D (16 core).

This should increase how many users it can serve by ~50%-100%.

If all goes well it should be back up in an hour or two.

"feel the wrath of the goddess"

For those who have just left twitter/X and are afraid for their financial security as they try to rebuild, I want to share my experience as it will hopefully provide a bit of comfort.

Earlier this year I ran a Kickstarter. Bsky outperformed Twitter for backers by more than 3x.

i am absolutely in awe at the warm welcome! 🥺

I've never had a post do this well before, and it means so much to me that its of my art!!

thank you all so much, you're all so kind. ♡

I hope everyone is having a cozy festive season 🎄🎁
— ♡ + ↻ are appreciated!

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hi! I'm elle!

like many artists, I've decided to post between twt, ig and bsky. this has been spurred on by the chaos that is twt, however, is something I've been considering for a while to hopefully widen my audience and meet new artists!

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Meet Potential Man meme but it's Meet JesnCin Glup Shitto

A guide to my taste in glup shittos 🙂

27th December sketch - smelling