Flinx 🏹🌈

it's so cool that everything from the modern mainstreaming of fascism to the trans panic shit to fucking VIDEO GAME MICROTRANSACTIONS can be traced to Pedophile Jeff And His Buddies. Like, oh shit guys there WAS a cabal actively doing everything bad!

Man on a local news street interview: The earth is a resort for like 500 rich people and the rest of us are just the staff.

This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.

An orange and white kitten curled up in a ball on a blanket

An black and white cat stretched out asleep on carpet

Tired from being social all day 😂

A variety of cards from my Brigid commander deck arrayed on a wooden table. My cat is peeking up at me from the very bottom corner of the picture

So happy to finally have a viable kithkin deck! Definitely going to get the full pretty art treatment over time (also Randy says hi) 😂

Anyone elses decks always over perform when lent out? He wasnt paying attention to the full opening hand, but from what we can piece together it was something like:

Island
Island
Fabricate
Sol Ring
Thought Vessel
Blightsteel Collosus
Master Transmuter

A picture of my playmat mid game. My commander Brigid is out and transformed and I have a ton of Kithkin out

Friend borrowing my Memnarch deck got Blightsteel and Darksteel Colossuses (had to look that up) out on turn 5, but one card I was debating cutting saved me from that 😂 he got milled out by the group hug player then I killed that player with a savage Overwhelming Stampede. Good first run 😂

A screenshot of my homescreen showing a single text that just says “my rats had fear”

When your friend was playing Marrow Gnawer and forgot his other ability til he was driving home 😂

This is a big deal & hopefully a bellwether. This TX Senate district includes Southlake and Keller, the cradle of the right-wing school wars in Texas. Book banning, anti-DEI, Christian nationalism, you name it.

I can’t emphasize enough how unhinged things are there, so this is a good shock.

🥲🥲🥲

Just a twinky elf and his 12 worms against someone with 18 cards in hand and the whole ATLA universe on board 😂

Cuuuuute

Crush me plz 🤭

we absolutely need to know who he sent this to. how is this something the public is being kept in the dark on???

I know a cure for... hangovers... 👀🤭

I feel like Ewen just cracked the code for the AI endgame.

What if we introduced a technology that made everyone who used it as dumb as a billionaire? That way, billionaires could feel smart by default.

Screenshot of me playing Magic the Gathering Arena, showing my opponent defeated with 4 creatures remaining and myself alive with 27 health with 25 worm tokens and my commander Lluwen

worms. Worms. WORMS!!! 😂 #mtgarena

If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago

A still from Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Theoden, son of Thengel, King of Rohan, and Lord of the Mark is looking at his sword with the wonder of a child that's just developed object permanence. He spent too much time listening to his slimy vizier, Grima Wormtongue, and the effect was about what happened to your shittiest uncle after he cooked his brain watching Newsmax. Then a wizard yelled at him so now Theoden is woke again.

Have we tried showing him this movie and convincing him that he'd instantly feel 20 years younger if he shit-canned Stephen Miller?

My cat laying on the back of the couch I’m laying on, with a look of pure displeasure on his face and how he holds his ears. My leg and a book are in the foreground

Neighbor’s loud ass leaf blower displeases us both 😂

😍😍😍

Can I just...?

How rude!

😂😂😂

Slaanesh and Nurgle

A lasagna in a small glass pan

Two square pieces of lasagna on a plate

Healthy and homemade 🥰

daendeleon 2d @ Threads Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy", he replied. Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"

just choked on my beverage

On here that'll make half your feed disappear 😂

A dark wooden cabinet super full of canned goods, rice, pastas and broths

For small pan lasagnas on a wooden cutting board

Had a grocery store gift card to blow, so my pantry is now super stuffed! And also have healthy lasagnas for days!

Reading is hard 🤔