Joe Tank

Bro

This is an excellent analogy, because my recollection from grade school is that the pen on the right looks fun and exciting, and then you play with it for a few minutes and realize it's not actually useful for anything and in fact makes some tasks more cumbersome, and never think about it again.

Preordered Platform Decay and Radiant Star. May is going to be a good month.

YouTube video by love2register2 PSA - you mind very much if they smoke

This is the PSA I think of. I always felt bad for the dolphin. youtu.be/MpgdyPH_P58?...

I’m an orogene

a man in a bowler hat drinks milk from a glass Alt: a man in a bowler hat drinks milk from a glass

Maybe you’ll just be drinking a lot of milk.

Nice choices! Superman was both for me.

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

(Oh, hell yeah)

I’m jealous

How was it?

Pope Leo appears to be singing into a microphone

The late Pope Francis appears to be rapping into a microphone

Wake up, babe. “Pope Bars 2025” just dropped.

What are your top 5 movie genres? I can only think of two at this hour.
- L.A. noir/noir adjacent period piece set in 30s-50s
- First they don’t like each other. They fight. But then they come to respect one another. And then they’re friends

TIL that Funky Winkerbean got older. I never saw the strip after the 80s.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.

Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”

Just like with Bill and Ted, it’s the opposite of who you’d expect.

I haven’t gone outside so far today. Did it rapture yet?

And cue the Terriers theme song, which will be on repeat in my head for a few days

Though I would agree about Mr. Tambourine Man.

This is the worst take I’ve ever seen.

Great ep!

Today’s killer bees. I bet there’s flesh-eating quicksand nearby. And a red-pilled Bigfoot.

This is so cool

For me it fits Townshend so well that I didn’t know it was a cover for years. Though the lack of a bridge should have been a clue. Thanks for the story.

35 Up is where I started when it was released in the 90s. I rented 28 Up soon after, but it was years before I was able to see any of the earlier ones. It didn’t lessen the experience for me. I think it’s fine if you start there.

Is this Liberty Street in front of the post office?

yes

As a Michigan alum, this feels good.

Is it as funny as you thought it would be? I think it’s pretty funny.

I heard you say you were Pitt-pilled on one of your videos, but even so, this is impressive.