Blind Barney Shortbread

You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?

Pouring one out for the poor fucks who can't avoid you just by leaving this post and actually have to be around you

If youre not a bot acct you really need someone to throttle you really hard. Not only are you a smug apologist for genocide but jesus christ why be such an annoying little douche?

Landlords gave us minimum legal notice that they won't let us renew our lease or at any other units because we insisted they fix out kitchen sink. Wish I was joking, thanks for upending our lives bootlickers

Whenever I see someone hiking, I think 'that white man needs some real problems'

But luckily hes out looking for bears

I dont think I've ever finished reading a sentence that included the name of the Paul brothers

I know its cliche for recovering alcoholics to be pro-prohibition but just seeing the devastation booze has and continues to wreak on my and other friends families make a strong case in my mind. Most ppl who SHOULD drink themselves to death usually have 2.3 families to ruin before it happens

Getting into fire spinning is like the wooks version of starting a podcast

Challenge is always subjective, I really can unwind helping people beat Elden Ring DLC/endgame bosses. But the entire point of playing is to have fun, so yeah dont if you're not and fight that feeling of obligation/FOMO

Getting a quote for my wife's adult braces tomorrow with 4k in our savings account, press F to pay respects

I don't think America is irretrievably fucked. But it increasingly looks like everyone who inhabits or is adjacent to elite society has cooked their brains in unimaginable ways since 2020.

Don't mind me boss I'm just emotionally bonding with the tiny moth that has made my desk its home this morning

The first generation of bushsteak tomatoes that daphne grew from seed were so successful that I had to rehome 2 just for space purposes. Luckily I had two coworkers that happily allowed me to foist a hardened tomato plant on them

What an L take on someone coming out in a sport that is for and by conservatism. Good for him, I wanna see you commenting this on all the straight players gossip too or hush

Lmao sports are a bastion of conservatism and politics are inescapable follow the money dork

First Morning Glory planted was a successs!

hate when something is described as being from a time when woolly mammoths still roamed the earth, but they actually mean the wrangel island mammoths that survived as an isolated population for thousands of years longer

The angle is there is a 2 digit % of people that straight up will stop reading before that caveat and the bank will get some new customers whether anyone actually gets that 3.5k or not

Spend enough time as or around drunks and you can spot drunk posting instantly. For example, you can literally graph my half-brothers substance use by looking at Meatloaf music videos I'm tagged in on FB

I know someone who is otherwise intelligent but inexplicably turns to ChatGPT for things like cooking and workout routines, these are LLMs devoid of context why are we doing this

Finishing Eternal was a feeling of obligation, yeah

Daph got us year zoo passes for our anniversary and I'm losing my shit with excitement I haven't been in over a decade

Thank you! Endgame is tons of vines

Big agree I got the bug this spring

Entering my baked potato era

“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”