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Jake Beardsley

@makememesnotwar.bsky.social

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192 Followers  |  99 Following  |  50 Posts  |  Joined: 19.11.2024  |  1.7514

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Post image 10.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 940    🔁 211    💬 33    📌 53
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Top 32 with Living End for a PT invite. Shoutout my goats @sixer601.bsky.social and @zacheryw.bsky.social for the help with the list, felt super happy with most of the choices and the new cards were all sick.

26.01.2026 07:21 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

7-2 overnight with Living End. Vibes are good.

25.01.2026 05:22 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Scooped the finals of another summoner’s skirmish to @sixer601.bsky.social with stock Annie. Deck good, game great, even more likely to go to Vegas.

08.12.2025 01:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Won a summoners skirmish with stock Midrange Yi. Deck is fun, game is great, probably going to Vegas.

06.12.2025 23:10 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A photo of a blue 2014 Nissan Cube

A photo of a blue 2014 Nissan Cube

Went 0-3 in the Nissan Cube, my insurance payments are through the roof now

25.11.2025 18:57 — 👍 52    🔁 6    💬 4    📌 0

Rly excited to get to Vegas to battle. Love my Modern deck, riftbound has been nice, now if only American Airlines would cooperate

21.11.2025 16:40 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

he did more exploring than Columbus that's for sure

13.10.2025 15:21 — 👍 17    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
Noah Rabin saying he'll concede before he qualifies for the next pro tour

Noah Rabin saying he'll concede before he qualifies for the next pro tour

Noah Rabin qualifying for the pro tour

Noah Rabin qualifying for the pro tour

How it started:

How it's going:

27.09.2025 20:01 — 👍 45    🔁 9    💬 4    📌 3

They’ve switched to companion 10 minutes after the event was supposed to start lmao

27.09.2025 14:11 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Nah bc they’re running it in melee???

27.09.2025 13:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“We don’t use the companion app for rcq’s because we don’t people to shark” what huh who why uhhhhh

27.09.2025 13:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

It’s been 5 months for me now, simultaneously harder and easier than I thought it would be. GL!

06.09.2025 12:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Recursive bits are second nature to us xkcd readers, so it’s easy to forget that the average person only knows 2 or 3 individual strips (and 2501 of course).

26.08.2025 16:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Claire just basically called me Kramer so I think I’m gonna finally call it quits

17.08.2025 01:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jobs aren’t real but they will hurt you

08.08.2025 15:20 — 👍 15    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
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I think these are my picks rn

08.08.2025 18:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I read this post as if you were referring to the midrange jump shot and I thought it was important you knew that

07.08.2025 19:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Don’t worry, even if you could have I would simply cast Richard Nixon Back Again

24.07.2025 19:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ll tap a black, a blue, and a colorless to play my commander: Richard Nixon, Most Definitely Not a Crook

24.07.2025 19:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Me trying to decide whether to keep my unplayable 6 or go to 5

11.07.2025 11:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Legendary Creature - Lobster Citizen

08.07.2025 19:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How dare you

10.06.2025 03:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I would absolutely love to no more

10.05.2025 02:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This guy gets it

09.05.2025 16:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That’s what you get for rubbing it in my and corrigans face last night

09.05.2025 13:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Post image 07.05.2025 12:24 — 👍 2566    🔁 255    💬 25    📌 15
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screen door swung shut and punctured arnie as we were leaving

25.04.2025 22:00 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 1

Rockets are so cooked it’s so over

21.04.2025 03:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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