odd derstuff

if they show baby lestat learning to stand and walk all by himself you will find me in rolin jones' walls

(also congratulations!)

if it makes you feel better my baby brother just turned one last month and be is already not jusr a great uncle but a great great uncle

if i had a nickel for every time in the past month i had seen someone say folks only don't like lestat bc they're racist to white people i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's fucked that it happened twice.

that one scene from it's always sunny where mac says he's never tried crack and dennis says "you are going to love it! it is so good!" but it is me talking to the vampire armand about olanzapine

like i have had interactions in other fandoms that have caused me legitimate mental health episodes irl and i can't even fathom doing all this to THOSE people. to do it over basic differences in opinions over one singular character is absolutely fucking WILD

remember when i said this would be two chapters?

sike. it is going to be three!

here's the second one;

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they're on tiktok saying armand caused daniel's parkinsons

Eric Bogosian possesses the spiritual energy of “all they know is mcdonald's, charge they phone, twerk, be
bisexual, eat hot chip & lie,” whereas LBF has the energy of a hamster who dies a traumatic death and also that chimney guy from Mary Poppins. Divine revelations from my brain on pain meds.

pain medication is unlocking your higher thinking abilities this is enlightened

as a feral ginger with severe mental health issues and lifelong trauma i feel a deep kinship w book armand but also every time i see him depicted i say whos goddamn white baby is that

so about that fic...

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appreciate and will use this feedback thank you bestie!

there's a point around the 6k mark where a chapter break could work but also it could totally work as a one-shot if folks prefer reading those

fic question for you guys bc i'm trying to decide something. do youse prefer long one shots or multi chapter fics?

i ask bc i have a devil's minion fic that i'm like 3/4s done w and i'm estimating it is gonna be somewhere in the 10k-13k word count & i'm not sure how to format it

i hope the one they put christopher hayerdahl in is also bad so i can start a rumour that they only had one party city gift card and now they have to share wigs

going to propagate this when the new season comes out and i am also going to say it about gabrielle to explain that fuckass wig they have her in

remember when one direction were at their most popular and somebody made a conspiracy theory that harry styles was bald and his iconic fabulous hair was a wig?

they were trying to do that but with marius

cool compress should help the swelling! also drawing around it with sharpie so you can track if it spreads is a good idea for any kind of bite

often see people say they forget that armand is the tallest of the Main Vamps bc he has short energy and i could not disagree more he has the kind of deep rooted ancient evil in him that you only find in 6ft+ bottoms

it is quite funny to me that the fandom at some point collectively decided to give marius a flawless 613 40 inch buss down when canonically his hair is shoulder length and greying

is this anything

i counsel at risk kids for a living and its great because i get to use my extensive past of substance abuse and childhood trauma as a net positive

virtual chessboard with an icon of a man at the top, with a speech bubble saying "lets take advantage of the unsafe white king!"

claudia coming up w the mardi gras plan bc she knew lestat can't resist a party where he's the centre of attention

Shakespeare's Sonnet 18 with most of the words blacked out so it reads "Shall I compare thee to a Summers day? Thou art hot"

daniel would do this for armand and armand would pretend to be mad that he defaced shakespeare but internally he's giggling and blushing and twirling his hair about it

I need to watch the scene with the lawyers like that, just like that!!!

Messy #Loustat are too important to me 🥹🥹😍❤️❤️❤️

#IWTV #IWTVart #TVL #TVLart

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that tiktok audio that's like "is this not freddie fazbear?! i thought freddie fazbear was supposed to be scary. this is not scary. that's a homosexual." but it's daniel meeting lestat for the first time

it's not a fic it's my manifestation for season 3

he looks like a geordie. if you told me his name was alan and he ran a bread stall on grainger market that's been in his family for generations i'd fully believe you

i always forget rolin jones isn't british and am shocked every time i hear him speak