This country did so much that the Vatican got drunk and called the guy they swore they'd never give the satisfaction. An American pope. Well I'll be damned.

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

New images could change cancer diagnostics, but ICE detained the Harvard scientist who analyzes them Without scientist Kseniia Petrova’s expertise, no one can fully unlock the data’s potential, putting crucial advancements in early cancer detection at risk.

Almost every line of this story would have been simply unbelievable a few months ago:

—Pioneering cancer researcher;
—*Arrested* at airport in Boston;
—Now indefinite ICE detention in Louisiana;
—"Crime": not declaring some frog-embryo samples for research.

Read it.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Two NYT headlines stating the WH wants to promote more childbearing and the EPA is ending testing for chemicals that hurt children.

Two headlines in the New York Times today.

Could have been in history books but you're doing 20 years in federal prison for THAT? Okay girl.

There's a white house full of self-fellating losers with a whole laundry list of affronts against humanity to choose from, but my governor is the one getting hate crimes? Cool, cool cool cool cool.

I cried TWICE!

Gaga's Coachella performance gets a perfect 100% for me. The temptation to get a fuck ass bob and baby bangs has never been stronger.

I never want to hear a word of tree slander from a state that isn't in New England and I don't care.

Watching the 1st episode of the OG Twin Peaks. Tell me why this man just said, "I've never seen so many trees in my life" and then quoted the line 'I'd rather be here than Philadelphia' YOU MEAN IN THE STATE CALLED PENN'S WOODS?! WHERE ALL THE TREES LIVE? Good viewer are we to presume him blind?

If you get a puppy they will wreck your mental health so badly that when it goes back to normal you'll be grateful. Which is kind of the same thing? 🤣

Yes but Detroit

Ready to read about something that isn't more dumb shit at the fuck factory

Infinite and GOT7 both being back has really healed something inside me.

YouTube video by Macklemore MACKLEMORE - fucked up (official video)

WATCH AND CIRCULATE:

Macklemore’s a real one for this video doing what the Democrats and their surrogates refuse to do

youtu.be/sn9EKC9nqU4?...

No cause this is true. I know 4x4 is sixteen, which means it should be four months, but what if that extra week is secretly a month long? how are we supposed to know that?

okay but imagine being born with money and deciding this is how you wanna look. Not creepy enough to be creepy not chic enough to be chic. bb girl what is you doing

I hope the woman who told Beyoncé to “stay in her lane” is having a terrible morning.

Chappell Roan, the woman you are.

IT'S SO CUTE

I've crocheted cook spaghetti.

Wait I just saw a needle minder in one of your photos. Emilyyyyy your esophaguuuuuus

You need a needle minder! I accidentally saw a single x-ray of a person that swallowed a needle and it was enough to dissuade ne forever 😰

I guess I should have said I successfully hulk hogan'd 😆

Wow! I didnt realize they'd make you wait so long. My granny had knee replacement surgery and they had her in PT on day one. I just assumed everyone got the same torment. I'm glad you're starting to feel better!!

Yelling in impotent rage as I try and fail to hulk hogan the panty line

Weirdly accurate in 2025

Funny comic strip. *job interview* “so why do you want this job?” “i don't” Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

You can get some type of all of that at costco!! And they have like 6 types of frozen burrito 🤣