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making oatmeal in a salad spinner

Playing Minecraft

I love goats

We went to mini putt

A fish smoking a cigarette and wearing white converse sneakers with a cool background

Me in my cute little outfits

Yellow m&m is stupid? Peanut in his brain. Yellow m&m is constipated? Peanut in his bowels. The peanut is fucking his whole shit up

I do not have any disorders these are symptoms of being an angel and it shows a fem fairy sitting in a forest with rainbow coloring

they’re playing call me maybe at the grocery store rn if you want to come dance

surgery that replaces my eyes with a goats eyes

First bath at the new place :)

I have never been so glad it’s Friday tomorrow. It’s been some week 😮‍💨

Congratulations!! 🩷🩷🩷

I’m 25

Just found out luncheon is not pronounced like espeon or vaporeon

Me: how do the cherubs in fountains have so much pee inside their tiny little bodies

Genie: more of a question than a wish really

Idk why it uploaded blurry. Just pretend it isn’t

All moved in and I’m so happy :)

Garfield walking across the album artwork for “Emergency and I” by The Dismemberment Plan

cigarette... daydream... you were only 33

Getting my keys tonight :)))) yay yay yay yay yay

A patient was rude to me 12 hours ago and I’m still anxious lol

Got sushi and then drove to Wendy’s immediately after

Nothing better than cracking open an ice cold beer and seeing what's inside

It’s Friday! So, time for some seriously chonky otters.

I have a headache and I think the only way to make it go away is to give me $7,000

can't hang out today brother. just been feeling like i need more phone time to get my head right. need to go on phone