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My MiL was the same, until she interacted with a young asylum seeker with small children at a family group. Once she saw them as people, her entire world view started to crumble

12.11.2025 17:19 — 👍 5    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 1    📌 0

And since you consistently beat me, where does that leave mine?

10.11.2025 13:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 1    📌 0

That looks just like the Checkmate case...

06.11.2025 10:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 0    📌 0

Oh my God. That took me by surprise

24.10.2025 17:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 0    📌 0

You come across a tortoise on its back. It's struggling to right itself.

24.10.2025 16:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 0    📌 0

Was it stuck on the outside?

22.10.2025 08:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 1    📌 0

Biting the crust first is deviant behaviour. No Excuses

21.10.2025 09:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 0    📌 0

I've been in that shop many times and they couldn't be nicer, more chilled staff.

21.10.2025 09:00 — 👍 5    🔁 1    đŸ’Ŧ 0    📌 0

Remind never to eat Weetabix at your gaff

13.10.2025 17:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 0    📌 0

I blame Christian Slater

13.10.2025 10:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 1    📌 0

Shibboleth

10.10.2025 18:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 0    📌 0

Without further evidence I must disagree

09.10.2025 11:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 1    📌 0
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This microaggression winds me up. AND I have scroll to the bottom to select United Kingdom, when United States sits at the top.

08.10.2025 09:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 1    📌 0

The Drezzed version is also awesome

04.10.2025 09:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 1    📌 0
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We will rebuild

04.10.2025 09:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 0    📌 0
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Petition: Do not introduce Digital ID cards We demand that the UK Government immediately commits to not introducing a digital ID cards. There are reports that this is being looked at.

Let them know we'll be sending this one back marked "No thank you and fuck right off"
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

25.09.2025 19:35 — 👍 7    🔁 10    đŸ’Ŧ 0    📌 0

Mine was levelled in a cloud of asbestos, pencil shavings and shattered dreams

25.09.2025 15:31 — 👍 7    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 1    📌 0

Chocolate peanuts cover a lot of bases

15.09.2025 14:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 0    📌 0

I always read it as Anon Opinion anyway. So that

15.09.2025 10:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 0    📌 0

I remember it looking like slop back then and my opinions haven't changed

03.09.2025 07:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 0    📌 0

What a load of Kobolls!

02.09.2025 14:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 0    📌 0

Good

29.08.2025 13:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 0    📌 0

Was that you?!?!???;;;;:!??

29.08.2025 13:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 1    📌 0

Adventure Time. But start in Season 2

29.08.2025 12:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 1    📌 0

Same dude, same. But remember, we are defined by our actions more than our appearance

29.08.2025 12:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 1    📌 0

I know a guy who used to buy big bags from farm foods to sell at festivals for a huge markup from his burger van

08.08.2025 17:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 0    📌 0

Nuggets+

08.08.2025 17:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 0    📌 0

It's in the image!

08.08.2025 17:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 1    📌 0

Strong memory of sneaking a copy into school to use on the "editing" amiga and having a whole class of curious teenagers crowded around laughing at the graphics

30.07.2025 13:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 0    📌 0

Port Sunlight on the Wirral has very few road markings and road signs. It works. Can't see central London working quite as well

28.07.2025 09:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    đŸ’Ŧ 0    📌 0

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