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@thekoboldomancer.bsky.social

tome/ralsei/pat/lambert/goatsworth https://pronouns.page/@thekoboldomancer the koboldomancer. i mance the kobolds

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i know exactly where, what, and how often everyone should be posting. i know everything and i'm the boss of all of you

23.02.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 930    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 3
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anytime I see people posting 2016/2017 memes again my mind immediately goes to this interaction I saw in a server a while back

23.02.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 202    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

It is. It really is.

20.02.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Toby E writes on miiverse saying: "I am kind to other people"

Toby E writes on miiverse saying: "I am kind to other people"

22.02.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Happy 40th anniversary zelda fans 😍

22.02.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 432    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
A Venn diagram with 3 circles: β€œcasino world”, β€œpedo world”, and β€œHitler world” with Trump smiling in the center

A Venn diagram with 3 circles: β€œcasino world”, β€œpedo world”, and β€œHitler world” with Trump smiling in the center

Something I’ve been working on

22.02.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1943    πŸ” 238    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 5
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today i saw someone who really liked her dog

22.02.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4597    πŸ” 977    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 4

a very angry kobold radish farmer runs up to you and repeatedly hits you with a big radish

21.02.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
discord: 2 weeks of free nitro
me: no discord
discord: $0
me: no discord

discord: 2 weeks of free nitro me: no discord discord: $0 me: no discord

21.02.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

windows pcs are generally for casual users who mostly use it for web browsing and maybe a little gaming. linux is nearly identical except there's no keyboard. macs are for hardcore experts and professionals who take on the toughest tasks, such as drawing three-dimensional rectangles and squares

20.02.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3429    πŸ” 550    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a hasty edit of the "only trust your fists, cops will never help you" that instead reads "only trust your emlators, publishers will never help you"

a hasty edit of the "only trust your fists, cops will never help you" that instead reads "only trust your emlators, publishers will never help you"

good day to post this reminder

20.02.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1132    πŸ” 448    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 7
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sometimes you see a thing and it's the most kobold shaped thing that ever lived

19.02.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2749    πŸ” 681    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 8
19.02.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 891    πŸ” 320    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Found one of my first ever kobold drawings lol, they’re eating a rock in front of the dragon

19.02.2026 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

here comes the little fairy kobold! they’re so tiny and cute with their glittery wings :}

[the fairy kobold presents a small gemstone and places it on the top of your head]

19.02.2026 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads

Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X!

See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

18.02.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 18704    πŸ” 3689    πŸ’¬ 151    πŸ“Œ 31

Engineer, pointing: "Now look, buddy. I'm an engineer. Not an engifar. Gotta ask HIM about that."

Scout: "What!? Just build us a tele--"

Engifar 100 feet away: "ᡍⁱᡗ ᡍᡒⁱⁿ"

18.02.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 234    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

[very loud] YIP!!!

18.02.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow Signal

17.02.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8501    πŸ” 3586    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 31
a simple doodle of a dog with a big nose looking up and smiling at the viewer while wagging his tail

a simple doodle of a dog with a big nose looking up and smiling at the viewer while wagging his tail

happy silly puppy Sunday everyone !!!

15.02.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
14.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3542    πŸ” 1078    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 11
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DEFCON 1 ROSALINA GIRL COCK IMAGE

13.02.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2210    πŸ” 453    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 31

tackling a kobold to the ground at 30 miles per hour (it stole a grape)

15.02.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

featherbolds were a rousing success. very well received by most

but is the world ready for chitinous bug kobolds

14.02.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0
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tennessee literacy rates skyrocket in baby park #ytpmv

14.02.2026 08:34 β€” πŸ‘ 223    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
07.02.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Twilight Link: Aw man, where even is the next dungeon?

Midna:

14.02.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a bunch of kobolds lined up in front of a large dragon bringing it valentine's day gifts. This is old art from 2023

a bunch of kobolds lined up in front of a large dragon bringing it valentine's day gifts. This is old art from 2023

πŸ‰πŸ’πŸ¦ŽπŸ¦ŽπŸ¦Ž

14.02.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2070    πŸ” 497    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

a pink kobold smooches a red kobold on the end of their nose. the red kobold squeaks and their tail wags

16.01.2026 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 206    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

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