el 🍉🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

BOYS,,,sob
missed them a bit
#ofmd

what is basically a screenshot of like your heart’s a pomegranate. ed is cutting up a cucumber and leaning back to bite stede’s neck. stede has a serene and soft look on his face. there is blood coming from the bite mark. they are both shirtless. there is a second view of the two of them from the back.

what you will do is look at the beautiful art @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social made of the lyhap boys. @littlefingies.bsky.social gifted me a commission which was truly the nicest thing ever especially because it produced this lovely rendering of that first dream sequence in the fic (linked below)

Actual photo from the day I came this close to driving our 13' RV into a bridge (and had to back it 360° off an entry ramp to escape 😭).

Told @tightenupmate.bsky.social and she somehow magicked it into this perfect fic, toy piano stuck on a loop and all. Poison into positivity, I love it so much!!

photo of the inside of a church with a question mark overlaid containing the branding of the Alpha churches

pairs perfectly with another brand of churches i've seen around..... but which one................

E a trail of lamp-bright rind by 07 Oct 2025 ingydar Our Flag Means Death (TV) No Archive Warnings Apply, Blackbeard I Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Watersports, Kind Of, Incontinence, also sort of, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, this is maybe the least piss kink fic-y piss kink fic ever written, Domestic Fluff, piss exposure therapy, pissposure therapee, Bottom Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet Ed has a problem. Stede would tell him it's a non-issue, that he doesn't mind, but, fuck, it's so fucking humiliating. Ed's only 50. He's still a spring chicken. (And that's a Stede-originated thought, too.) Language: English Words: 1,740 Chapters: 1/1 Collections: 1 Hits: 0

pissposure therapee! i have a fic for u for piss day of #ofmdkinktober25 yayyy piss day yayy hooray. i hope u like this one it’s. stupid. but is anything i write not. :) ❤️🚽💦

archiveofourown.org/works/72069741

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

happy piss day!! here's a lil something from me, in which stede fucks up his bladder control rules and ed gets thematic with the resulting punishment (tags + full summary below 👇)

high tide, 3.5k, rated M 💦🏴‍☠️ #OFMDKinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/72050881

something about the way their bodies completely fill the space they're in is so pleasing to me

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're in the backseat of a modern Jeep. They're both naked. Stede is sitting in Ed's lap while Ed jerks him off. Stede's consciousness is somewhere several miles above them. Ed's completely lost in watching Stede's face. Sunset oranges, purples, and blues are peeking behind them.

Feelin spicy feisty after a fight with my computer and tablet this morning so you get some of my spicy art for #TakeTwoTuesday. Here's @ophelia5wims.bsky.social and @omgcocaptains.bsky.social's Partnered boys doing Jeep things.

#nsfwOFMD #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

if you needed another reason to stop using spotify:

HELL YEAH!!!!!!

what if stede was just really excited to see his boyfriend??? 😇 ft watersports & lingerie

archiveofourown.org/works/71277681

this is a super useful guide

the most pass agg smile the world's ever seen. sorry stede ur bitch genes were too powerful, u created a monster

help

🗡️ it’s a good sword, right? 😌

their fond lil faces!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Digital fanart of ed and stede in their iconic season 1 outfits - steal in the teal suit and ed in his leather jacket. They are looking at each other with too much love for me to handle.

me? drawing my first ever canon gentlebeard fanart 3 years after everyone else?? more likely than you think 🙂‍↕️💖🏴‍☠️ #ofmd

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Hey pals, it's been an extremely stressful month. This little guy is not doing well. We're trying to find a solution, but the vet bills are really adding up. No pressure, but if you liked this piece and want to help, I have pr/nts available in my shop.
#cats #catsofbluesky #art #originalart

Illustration of Ed and Merstede staring at each other underwater

I miss waking up with my body shaking with anticipation at 4am to watch the season 2 episodes. I hate waking up at the crack of dawn but I hope I get to do it again for season 3 one day 🥺💜

#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart

upon a fiery steed by ingydar 05 Oct 2025 Our Flag Means Death (TV) No Archive Warnings Apply, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Ravishment Fantasy, Consensual Non-Consent, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Wears a Dress, Humor, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Feminization Ed has been thinking. And maybe it's time to take their relationship to the next level. Which is to say: maybe Ed would like to not be Ed for a little while. And Ed already knows how Stede is going to react: But I like Ed! Why would I want anyone but Ed? Ed is my favorite! Blah, blah. Ed is sick of being Ed. He'd like to, maybe once, be, like. He doesn't know. Maybe, like, a princess. Or something. It doesn't HAVE to be that. It's not like he was thinking about anything specifically. Just, like, a random thought. He could be 100 other things that aren't a princess. Language: English Words: 3,712 Chapters: 1/1 Collections: 1 Hits: 0

omg it’s #ofmdkinktober25 day 5! which means my little ass has a fic for you guys for the ravishment fantasy prompt! 😳 here it is. i think it’s funny i hope you guys do too.

archiveofourown.org/works/71932946

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

important to the process is forgetting about the flat until the time remaining before departure is 1+ less minute(s) than it would take to repair it. and thus: the pump

stede gave up his wealth at the end of s1 but s2 has this quiet motif of him repeating that decision over and over and over again. wanting to earn a big ship to impress ed then giving up on that. getting the cursed suit and giving it up. getting his cool unique sword and then losing it.

he's really living the dream

there are no limits to the workarounds I will finagle to procrastinate a vaguely difficult/irritating task. I've had a flat tyre for 3 weeks and instead of repairing it I just pump my tyre up before every journey. cos that's easier, obviously

IMPORTANT DETAIL i love that for him

great news: my kink is specific literary textures and worlds that resist classification