Dr. Doog

Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

Babe: Pig in the City. #PokemonLegendsZA

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

We do, but I think we usually refer to it as EDI. Same acronym, different order. Sometimes we even call it EDII where the extra I stands for Indigeneity for our indigenous friends.

ALIEN logo being build and the E has no middle line

The ALIEN logo

Every time I watch ALIEN I am transfixed thinking to myself "there's no way they've left themselves enough room to get the third horizontal line in that E without it looking like a squashed-in mess!" but no, every single time there it is, and it's beautiful. Most tense part of the movie tbh.

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

Don't apologise for your dog showing up during the Zoom, apologise for hiding him all this time

MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan

PETER PARKER: it’s ben

MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

They're always diverting power from systems to other systems on Star Trek. I tried diverting power from my microwave to my toaster oven and the doctor at the burn center called me a bathroom word

[writing the constitution]

Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"

Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that

Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

a cartoon says nixon 's back with a picture of nixon in a glass container Alt: Futurama scene that says “Nixon's back” with a picture of nixon in a glass container.

Futurama is a future documentary.

A photo showing the American Robin and its scientific name Turdus migratorius. Referencing the US fish and wildlife service

Blue Jay: My scientific name is Cyanocitta cristata

American Robin: Oh that's beautiful, I don't know mine, not sure if I have one

A building entrance with overarching sign reading "Beaverton University."

Started watching the trailer for this new Pixar movie called "Hoppers" and I haven't made it past the very first shot.

Is Beaverton University where @thebeaverton.com writers go to school? 😂

I used to think people were saying “anti-FADA” and I was like what is FADA and why are people anti it?

Ever wonder what happens when a blue shell meets an 18-wheeler? #MarioKartWorld

Two Shy Guys sleeping on a bench.

It’s time we talked about the homeless epidemic in the Mushroom Kingdom. #MarioKartWorld

They purport to, but they are just guessing based on movement and heartbeat. The only way to tell the sleep cycle someone is on is to measure brain activity, which you can’t do with a watch. (Not a sleep specialist, but I have sleep apnea myself and went through all this, so I’ve done the reading.)

A pair of hands holding a Switch 2 and a Wii U tablet

Brought grandpa to the Switch 2 event

some milk I used to make Forbidden Percentages. I didn't mention 2% in my post though. I gotta keep some secrets

by carefully mixing 10% cream with 1% skim milk, you can unlock forbidden milk percentages the government doesn't want you to know about, like 7.725%

Carney to Trump: "There are some places that are never for sale ... having met with the owners of Canada over the course of the campaign, it's not for sale. It won't be for sale ever."

• Al Overview The idiom "you can't lick a badger twice" means you can't trick or deceive someone a second time after they've been tricked once. It's a warning that if someone has already been deceived, they are unlikely to fall for the same trick again. Here's a more detailed explanation: • Licking: "Licking" in this context means to trick or deceive someone. • Badger: The badger is a wild animal, and the phrase likely originates from the historical sport of badger baiting where dogs were used to harass

Someone on Threads noticed you can type any random sentence into Google, then add “meaning” afterwards, and you’ll get an AI explanation of a famous idiom or phrase you just made up. Here is mine

A light blue diagram depicting the sea, with the water's surface at the top, and just below it is an outline of the Mary Rose, with the depth (12m, 40ft or 6.7 fathoms). There is a line showing the seabed, which takes a rapid dive into the vertical...

On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,

"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"

Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

There is a riding north of Kingston that is solid blue (>50% every election). I suspect most of the people in attendance are from there. There is no chance they win Kingston and the Islands.

Windows chooser dialog Outlook Outlook (new) Outlook (zero sugar) Outlook (Caffeine Free) Outlook Freestyle Outlook '95

The Looney Tunes frog was based on a true story The Looney Tunes frog was based on a true story

I've never clicked something faster

Magic trick