pee is stored in the balls

I’ve always wanted one of the 80s metal model but that kind of band always pinches me

oh that’s a good one! 80s?

excellent drip

jork it, my peanitz

I know what I’m doing for dinner 😁

did you sauce it up w BBQ 😋😋

with zero sarcasm, it feels luxurious to lie down on the floor with cats at the end of the night

NO

shout outs to everyone in here doing the lords work, explaining the horrors of AI to their seventy-something parents

perf boy ✨🐈‍⬛✨

Team Haiti 2026 Winter Olympics uniform designed by Italian-Haitian fashion designer Stella Jean.  The uniforms are hand-painted and feature a prominent red, riderless horse against a tropical, sky blue background. The design was inspired by the visionary art of Haitian-born artist Édouard Duval-Carrié, specifically his painting of Toussaint Louverture.

just showed this to my partner and he asked if I’d seen Haiti, looked it up and wow!!

like watching grown adults play the slowest, weirdest air hockey game on a full size ice rink and they’re doing manual ice Zamboni-ing in front of the big stone

thank you for blessing me with a reminder that this pile of clothing ain’t gonna list itself 🤲

the kids are on that good stuff

well, she is perfect

10/10 no notes

prescient

when I was little I had a robust marine biology phase (still into it!) and my parent ls got me a subscription to Dolphin Log like a junior Cousteau society thing. there were illustrations in there about whaling and ocean pollution that wrecked me

I frequently have to abort nature docs because of this kind of content, I feel you 🫂💕

well, Noodles is perf

definitely do not cease whatever this special project is

he did amazing! the doctor loves him, he got churu and rubbed up against her legs, he weighs 11.7 lbs and is a wonderful buff boy according to the office

C + A for the win

I hope I hope he gets my favorite vet tech who will speak Spanish to him and call him papi chulo I love her

just had to send my large son to his vet checkup with my partner because I have therapy today and THE GUILT OMG 😭😭

let me tell you I tried this and it was the most non-alcoholic bitter medicinal ass thing I’ve ever tasted. sort of like malört but with no payoff

A clear plastic bottle of Kinnie Classic soft drink against a white background. The beverage is a deep amber color, and the bottle features a bright orange label with the "Kinnie" logo in white script. Text on the label describes it as a "Mediterranean Classic" with "Orange Flavour & Aromatic Herbs." The bottle is topped with a matching orange screw cap.

also apropos of nothing this reminds me of the national soda of Malta - KINNIE!

bergamot ass ho is the new santal 33 ass bitch

this selection is excellent 😇 I’m equally curious how you liked animal behavior and the world of warcraft seminar

I sexually identify with making y’all very uncomfortable