comrade cosmoline 🍉

Many people are saying this!

Someone should get the Mythbusters to test this out with a sandwich cannon

Brianna Wu on Twitter: A lot of Americans about to learn the hard way what taqiyya is.

Brianna Wu is crashing out pretty hard

Black and white picture of the model of Adolf Hitler's plan to transform Berlin into World Capital Germania

A pale imitation of the original

This was a hell of a way to find out that Alex Jones is dead

No no you see they stopped *Harper’s* plan. This is Carney’s plan, it’s completely different.

The Onion headline: Marilyn Manson now going door to door trying to shock people

Chorlie Kurt farted and shidded so hard his neck just up and acted like that. What a heck of a thing

YouTube video by Skylar Rose 9/11 Cheer Reenactment Tribute (Rare Media)

Is this close enough?
youtu.be/oynJDaXu-r4

i think the @wsj.com should pay every trans person's rent this month

Don’t worry, once hyperstagflation kicks in we will all be trillionaires

Great news everyone!

My guess is he’s getting a high risk surgery and is probably technically alive

Ad for Canada Post My Money account

Ad for Canada Post My Money account

I actually just found this in my mailbox yesterday!

Technically this is a sandwich

Many people are saying this!

Nancy Mace has a piss kink.

Many people are saying this!

I’m surprised they’re not distributed through a pyramid scheme

Crumbl is from Utah and is 100% Mormon-coded

Laid back on the Sabbath
I’ve got a cold beer in my hand
Driving down country roads
No more cowboy hat on my little man

Still can’t do fingers eh

We don't need conservatives. They have never been right about anything. They add nothing to society.

If sea turtles had to use a paper straw, they’d get it.

It must be bad for your brain when you only interact with people who have a financial interest in being nice to you

It must be bad for your brain when you only interact with people who have a financial interest in being nice to you

A meme with a bunch of drawings of people with Samus Aran arm cannons with the trans flags that says “Repost this is trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons.”

Either liberals in the media or blue state governments. If the comment was targeted to conservatives he would have said beef tallow fries or something

Obviously not, but Starbucks is so integral to the right wing culture war that I have to assume he’s referencing it because he wants to get liberals on board with this policy