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Nuzzi, like TCW, exists as a kind of simulacrum of the midcentury public intellectual. Not even ripping off the writers of that era, but imitating a sort of half-remembered, half-invented idea of what those writers were sort of like and what their general vibe was.

She doesn’t deserve the joy of lizards in the kitchen!

reminder to all my trans friends that a man who campaigned with this much support and love for us just destroyed the most machine politician to ever exist in spite of all odds. turns out vocally caring about us is a winning strategy!!

This is the most insane response to a normal post I've ever seen

DA SHAREZONE MEME title text: SOUP SUCKS ASS image: grim reaper giving the middle finger more text: Nothing to chew Too wet Fuck soup Not real food Bad taste A fool's food Crackers are the food I hate it Hard parts sink Bowl is hot Water food Pathetic Spoon way too hot

Have to post this because @dasharez0ne.bsky.social doesn't seem to have it and this one is just inarguably true

A SKELOTON WHO FEEL'S LIKE MACREADY IN DA 1982 FILM "THE THING" AND HE WAS RIGHT TO DESTROY CHESS WIZERD!!! HIS ONLY MISTAKE WAS WASTING WHISKEY !!!!! NONE OF US COULD HAVE SEEN "THE THING" COMING BECUASE WHO WOULD KNOW THAT YOUR HANDS WOULD GO INSIDE AND IT WOULD MUNCH THEM OFF BUT WE ALL KNOW THE FEELING OF DESTROYING A COMPUTER , WE ALWAYS KNEW THEY WERE FUCKED , WERE LUCKY WE GOT A COUPLE GOOD DECADE'S OUT OF THEM BEFORE IT ALL TURNED TO SHIT!!! IMAGINE LOOKING AT YOUR FELLOW HUMAN'S AND THINKING OF EACH ONE IN YOUR MIND AS A HURDLE THAT STAND'S BETWEEN YOU AND MORE MONEY , IMAGINE A LACK OF AESTHETIC SO DEEP THAT YOU CANNOT TELL A COMPUTERS OUTPUT FROM A HUMAN BEING, IMAGINE A MIND SO DEVOID OF EMOTION THAT YOU CAN SAY WITH A STRAIGHT FACE THAT ART MUST NO LONGER BE MADE, THAT CHAINS AROUND THE WRISTS OF HUMANITY IS THE WAY IT MUST BE, YOUR OWN NASTY MIND TALKINT TO ITSELF LIKE HANNIBAL LECTER AS YOU DREAM OF A WORLD WHERE YOU CAN GET OUT OF PAYING JODIE FOSTER, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO IMPRESSING HER LIKE WE USE TO , ANY WAY THE TEXT " I WILL NOT LISTEN TO AI MUSIC , I WILL NEVER WATCH AI VIDEO, I WILL NEVER READ AI WRITING , I HATE CMOPUTERS NOW, THEY RUINED GOING ON THE COMPUTER" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NEVER !! - dashare.zone ADMIN

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology

welcome to the tonight show! i’m your host joe rogan (applause) president trump went golfing this week looking more healthy than ever (laughter) trump says he set a new course record (more laughter, rogan starts sweating) please… (sniper red dot appears on his forehead)

so are democrats really just going to remain silent as republicans target half of the country for retribution over a crime they didnt commit? im being serious, when do democrats call out this bloodthirsty rampage for what it is

This seems important:

By popular demand, the Yakety Sax edit

I think that if you were not familiar with the supposed political values of the Democratic Party, its performance over the last five months would lead you to conclude that they are primarily a pro-genocide party with center right economics and a fierce commitment to loyalty and gate keeping.

Nice victory! Oh, it’s pyrrhic? Nevermind.

I don't think it's a coincidence that cops started acting extra out of hand once we let them wear military gear. Make them wear clown outfits for several years to restore humility to the job

My family and I used to live in one of Valentino's old houses in Claremont, and his ghost said many things to us, including: "Everyone chill"

A ROTTIG SKELITON SAYS "YOU HAVE PRONOUN'S? YOU BETTER FUCKEN TELL ME WHAT THEY ARE SO I CAN USE THEM " AND IF YOUR JUST TUNNING INTO THIS CHANNEL DA SHARE Z0NE SUPORTS ALL PEOPLES GENDERS AND SEXUALITY AND FUCK OFF IF YOU DONT , YOU MUST UNDERSTAND A CULTURE WAR HAS BEEN HAPPENNING TO TRY TO FURTHER OPRESS ANY ONE WHOS NOT A RICH STRAIGHT WHITE MAN , IMAGINE BEING BORN ON THIRD BASE AND COMPLAINING THAT YOU CANT REACH HOME PLATE BECAUSE OF 1 TRANS PERSON LMAO,,, BORN ON THE 2 YARD LINE AND CANT MAKE A TOUCH DOWN BECUASE SOMEONE YOU DONT KNOW SAID TO CALL THEM "THEY" LMAOOOO, (YOU HAVE TO SAY IT IN SPORTS ANALAGIES SO AMERICANS UNDERSTAND WHY THEIR WRONG) IMAGINE IF YOU STARTED MONOPOLEY THE BOAR GAME WITH 10,000 AND EVERYONE ELSE JUST GET'S 500 , AND YOU PANIC WHEN THEY BUY 1 PROPERTEY, YOU GET THE PICTURE, WE LIVE IN A NATION RULED BY THE WORST AND DULLEST PEOPLE WHO ARE IMPOTENTLY ANGRY THAT ANY ONE ELSE HAS EVER DONE ANY THING COOL , AND ALSO IMPOTENT , BECUASE THERS NO WAY THERE DICKS WORK, SORRY BUT THATS WHAT I HEARD ABOUT ELLON, ITS SHAPED LIKE AN EGG AND ITS THE SIZE OF AN EGG. HE SPENT $1000000 ON FIXING IT AND ALL THEY DID WAS INSTALL A LED LIGHT THAT CHANGES COLOR. ALLEGEDLY. THATS WHAT I HEARD - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

YOU HAVE PRONONS??? - dashare.zone ADMIN

Americans, like human beings everywhere, believe many things that are obviously untrue. Their most destructive untruth is that it is very easy for any American to make money. They will not acknowledge how in fact hard money is to come by, and, therefore, those who have no money blame and blame and blame themselves. This inward blame has been a treasure for the rich and powerful, who have had to do less for their poor, publicly and privately, than any other ruling class since, say Napoleonic times. Many novelties have come from America. The most startling of these, a thing without precedent, is a mass of undignified poor. They do not love one another because they do not love themselves.

Kurt Vonnegut man

Yeah, the ideological divide between people who are okay with or abetting genocide and those who vehemently oppose it is a consultant narrative. For sure dude.

Fuck this. Great show. And Padres Hot Tub is my go-to! Keep doing the excellent work you do. It is so appreciated.

had no idea a ratio this cooked was possible. the serious-take-as-actual-shitposting arts at their finest.

A legendary ratio! No one even thought this was possible.

High contact DH to pair with Arreaz? Frankly, I love this old school-style of baseball.

This is so fucking tragically funny

Very difficult to imagine David Hume as having once been a baby.

What is this, King Lear?

This is like if the anthology of bad verse were transformed into a house.

It's amazing that there is hardly one word about policy in the article, or, i don't know, supporting a genocide. What the fuck good is Bernie's fundraising strategies without his policy commitments?!