Jameson Rogers

If the list was “top 100 dudes married to Disney princesses but could still be mistaken for an old boot after an hourlong conversation,” I would understand, but…

This whole thing is making me laugh so hard. @scottaukerman.bsky.social rules

Of all the fucked up things happening right now, I think the most baffling is how humorless some Spider-Man fans are turning out to be

Coward’s Broadcasting System?

Well yeah the dude is famously anti-moisture.

I’m finally ready to admit that between the years of 2010 and 2023, if you asked me if I had seen three movies that I hadn’t seen, I would tell you I saw the third one, “but it’s been a while.”

Idk who I have to ask, but I really want a series of live-action flintstones shirts starring @gabrusky.bsky.social and Kyle Kinane as Fred & Barney.

I once heard an actress on a podcast (I think it was Ileana Douglas on WTF) say multiple times “My friend, Elias Koteas” so I filed it away in my mind as the way friends of Elias Koteas say “Elias Koteas” and I don’t know if that’s right but @blankcheck.bsky.social has never said it that way.

Silly question for anybody: You know you can form your own opinion and not just adopt whatever the loudest person in the room is saying, right?

This is the kind of always-acknowledging-Columbo content I’m here for.

I like that he says what we’re all thinking

I had a dream that people couldn’t speak unless they actually know what the fuck they were talking about. Is this a good sequel pitch for Liar Liar?

I’m of the mind that the fewer uses of his hideous likeness in the world, the better.

Happy May second. Remember to deliberate on getting another helping.

Watching the twilight zone again:
“You owe for six drinks and a sandwich. That’s $3.80.”

🤯

Every once in a while, I’ll download Facebook again. I’ll scroll for like three minutes and invariably decide I’d just rather not know anyone.

Bill Burr is a national treasure 🎯!

"You journalists need to get your balls back"

Ohhh. Actually I hate this instead.

Okay I posted this before I realized there’s a full hour left.

I’m watching Aquaman 2. If you made this movie for $100million cheaper and made it about Momoa’s Lobo rescuing Patrick Wilson’s Aquaman to collect a bounty, I’d probably watch this once a year.

The new #daredevil show rules so far. Every actor carried over from thennetflix years continue to bring it. Michael Gandolfini is doing an incredible job. And Charlie Hudson III (who I don’t think I had seen in anything before) blew the roof off the thing. Phenomenal performance.

Whew! I was getting worried about this matchup.

My Cool Friend Michelle The kids at school misunderstood Trachtenberg. In our group of child stars, we all wanted to be like her.

Wow. This is so good.

Hot Tub Time Machine 2 takes place in 2025. And it’s so much less ridiculous and infuriating than the real 2025.

‘Andor’ Season 1 Episodes Head To Hulu & YouTube Ahead Of Season 2 Premiere On Disney+ Ahead of the April 22 premiere of Andor's second and final season on Disney+, the series' first season is being made available on Hulu and YouTube.

The bar is not high, but this show available to anyone is one of the more courageous decisions made by the Walt Disney corporation.

This pleases me. Again so sorry for trying to vote for him 1000 times last year. I just really wanna talk about Crooklyn.

Who?

Quit saying someone “slams,” “shreds,” or “eviscerates.” Their opponents or critics just for me to click the thing and read, “Well, let’s just say we don’t see eye to eye.”

Everywhere in America a person can be heard in the next room setting there phone down and saying “nope. I can’t with that today.”