John Corn @johncorna - Bluesky Profile

New York is a-changin'.

03.11.2025 21:59 — 👍 8684 🔁 1596 💬 237 📌 155

Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life

Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life https://theonion.com/trump-defends-demolition-of-yggdrasil-ancient-tree-of-life/

27.10.2025 20:00 — 👍 2530 🔁 414 💬 43 📌 21

We're still dealing with the consequences of Andrew Cuomo's "experience."

23.10.2025 00:32 — 👍 5111 🔁 782 💬 102 📌 100

What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.

And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.

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ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.

29.09.2025 03:10 — 👍 27525 🔁 6987 💬 2377 📌 1910

Anti-Vaxxer Finally Gets Shot Conservative activist and noted anti-vaxxer Charlie Kirk finally received a shot while delivering a speech in front of brainwashed students at Utah Valley University earlier today.

Anti-Vaxxer Finally Gets Shot

thehardtimes.net/culture/anti...

10.09.2025 20:22 — 👍 4055 🔁 1122 💬 83 📌 95

Batman punching Cesar Romero Joker with the word "Schlitz!" in pink at a jaunty angle

Batman punching the Penguin with the word "Pabst!" in light blue at a jaunty angle

Robin punching some henchman in a red and grey striped shirt with the word "Stroh!!!" in orange/red at a jaunty angle

Batman punching some henchman in a blue and grey striped shirt in front of a shelf of books about the Incas with the word "Blatz!" in bright green at a jaunty angle

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

30.08.2025 03:34 — 👍 5715 🔁 1720 💬 4 📌 114

👀

12.08.2025 03:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fake NYT headline from mamdanitimes.com that reads Mamdani Accepted iTunes Terms and Conditions Without Reading

08.07.2025 17:20 — 👍 166 🔁 9 💬 6 📌 0

The image features the American flag in the background, with a prominent bald eagle, which is a national symbol of the United States, superimposed in the foreground. The text at the top reads "LAND OF THE FREE," and the text at the bottom reads "HOME OF THE WORLD'S LARGEST PRISON POPULATION." This juxtaposition of imagery and text seems to convey a critical commentary on the notion of freedom in the United States, highlighting the paradox of having a large prison population.

03.07.2025 13:52 — 👍 20116 🔁 4940 💬 552 📌 207

Image of an large cat walking on top of a long snake, with caption OH LAWD HE TREADIN'

My favorite #Wisconsin #NoKings sign/flag from today.

#wipolitics

15.06.2025 03:24 — 👍 27373 🔁 4074 💬 199 📌 163

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on the D (the Enterprise) in the transporter room looking at the transporter pad. We see Chief Miles Edward O'Brien, who can skydive w/out a parachute by sneezing just before he lands, standing next to William T. Riker, both in uniform. They're holding up an old piece of NASA ship wreckage. Maybe a 5ftx4ft section of paneling with burnt and charred edges with the US flag painted on and the NASA logo in red. No caption.

11.04.2025 23:45 — 👍 1328 🔁 176 💬 27 📌 15

Where is THIS in the Haggadah?!

30.03.2025 13:09 — 👍 155 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 1

Instead of stealing Greenland from Denmark, let’s steal some of their policies.

In Denmark:

- Health care and college are free.

- The starting wage is $22/hr.

- Paid parental leave is 1 year.

- Paid vacation is 6 weeks.

- All workers get pensions.

29.03.2025 16:43 — 👍 15923 🔁 3883 💬 421 📌 235