Joseph

I retired two weeks ago. Bit concerned about this as my gardening skills are near zero.

no it isn't!
Germany GDP is $5 trillion. what is the value generated in a year

£285 for a house in Fulham….

Yer wha?

‘Everything that is wrong with the human race’: inside Hollywood’s bizarre war on the leaf blower For 18 years, Cate Blanchett has railed against the hated garden gadget – and she’s not alone. From Hugh Grant to Danny DeVito, the backpack blower has united stars in unlikely, furious contempt

And then we have the leaf blowers
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/oc...

Bugger. I failed the first three.

No.

Following Farage’s announcement that he plans to make “serious cuts to the welfare budgets” if he wins the next election, I’ve seen this claim being repeated from last year’s headlines again.

So let’s take a look at the the reality rather than the weaponised version

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That exact scene is on bbc4 now

New word alert for me!

You know what, fair play to Scooby Doo villains. They walk into a room dressed as a ghost, see a talking dog on its hind legs making the world’s biggest sandwich and somehow manage to stay in character.

Poor chap. Good luck Chris.

He is wiv da angels now

You shouldn’t leave us men unsupervised

I am scared of chickens, eggs and counting

Best not to ponder these things…

You look more like your dad Every day.

TIL what TIL meant. Passed me by…. I wonder what fact I have now forgotten..

This type of comment will attract the Mac lovers. (I have Mac laptops, don’t at me). Email apps are good and bad. End of.

Answer is no for 99.9% of people. If you are an elite athlete then maybe yes.

You look like just your mother!

I wouldn’t mind looking after my teeth again. This time more carefully.

Ultra Processed foods are lovely but can make us still feel hungry so we eat more. Not all UPF are bad but most are.

Calories out will not reduce your weight. We are not machines -
We are biological entities.
The way to lose weight is to eat less and that is not easy as our amazing brains and stomach compels us to eat.

The latest census says 1 in 6 were born overseas.
Therefore “foreigners” are less likely to be in jail than the general population!

Is he out now?

Radio star killed the video.

Going to live on a farm.

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It's sometimes good to have Ambrose E-P explaining things to Telegraph readers....