Jennifer Howells

Based on some shocking research, I'm starting to think that we shouldn't rely on Fleetwood Mac for relationship advice.

Shopping for an inflatable costume for the protests is unexpectedly more complicated than I thought. There are so many different ones to choose from.

Loving that the air traffic controllers, one of the most stressful jobs on the planet, who are the reason planes can safety takeoff and land at airports, who are currently not getting paid, are being threatened with being fired. I really don't think the Trump admin had thought this through.

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

Please keep fighting. You are very much appreciated by Oregonians.

At this point in Portland, every flyover of jets a little voice in your head is wondering if it's going to be the one that actually drops bombs on civilians.

I like how an entire country has to watch as one very flawed misogynistic man comes to terms with his own war crimes in front of hundreds of people who are better than him in almost every measurable way.

I think everyone with breasts is simply not prepared for how their boobs look in a 16th century dress.

I sometimes wonder, being on the West Coast, if I will end up sleeping through the end of the United States.

After dealing with a burn to my hand, I've met a lot of talented amazing people and I also was not prepared for how many different types of gauze exist.

The branch of a lemon tree sporting a tiny green lemon the size of a walnut.

It's nearly the end of September and my lemon tree is trying to grow a lemon. I've moved it inside, hopefully a lemon by New Year's?!

Rainy today in war ravaged Portland. More concerning is the sounds of the first flocks of Canada geese starting to turn up. We're not going to have clean sidewalks for months.

With the way the Supreme Court has been ruling on Trump's behalf, it does feel that way.

What the hell does Trump mean by 'war-ravaged' in Portland? It's another gorgeous clear sunny day today. I don't see any war, who is supposed to be the fighting?

I grew up with Colbert. I grew up respecting and laughing at his message. I don't want to understand his warning because it's scary. The country I grew up in is rapidly ending and I am terrified at the ramifications. Just give me more time that I'm not entitled to. I want things to go back to normal

Badly burnt my right (dominant) hand a couple of days ago. Enjoying all the muscles I'm gaining on my left. Not enjoying literally any other part of this experience.

Managed to finish Band of Brothers before it leaves Netflix tomorrow. Violence was much less traumatizing than when I was forced to watch it in High School. Bit too sensitive then, can't imagine what the people who went through it must have felt.

Thoughtfully measure the correct amount of bleach recommended by my machine
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Slosh in bleach straight from the jug and play bleach Russian roulette with the next load

Apparently when you're sick and say you feel awful that is fine and perfectly acceptable.
But if you say you view the sweet release of death with the fondness of a lover. It's "over the top" and "hyperbole".

They make a "rattle" kind of sound when they think they are about to get food. I noticed it whenever I went outside to feed the ones but me. It's pretty cute!

The heartbreaking thing about cat ownership is realizing they are starting to get old. You sometimes get them as kittens, with their strange customs and personalities and then years later you know everything they love and hate and strongly love and hate it with them. They leave a mark no matter what

You are a cat and have encountered a closed door:
A: Whine about it
B: Whine about it
C: Get some kibble for strength, then whine about it
D: Scratch pathetically at the door, then whine about it

I didn't understand how you can think you're a good person if you identify with the baddies in a super hero movie!?

Hey there App Family! We wanted to talk to our loyal users which we appreciate! We aren't making the massive money we feel we deserve so we've hired Satan himself to make changes. Any progress you've made in App is now useless, and everything you loved about App is now behind a paywall! Fuck you!

At some point I have to feel less guilty about giving my cat increasingly water infused wet food because he's an old neutered male, it's hot outside, and I'm giving him quite a lot of laxative. He loves it, I'm very lucky to hang out with such a cat.

1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar

2025: ohhh ok

The cool part about holidays is learning how much worse your life is a year from what you thought the low point is.

It seems like Trump lurches from crisis to crisis constantly shocked about the consequences of his actions that people around him told him were going to happen.

It has not been a good week for fully fueled flying machines.

There is something uniquely powerful about glue guns. It's like you're 3D printing straight from your brain. If you mess up, you can adjust it with your fingers, as long as you aren't attached to your fingerprints.