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You just know people have tried to put down the NFTs they "own" as collateral on a loan application.

I think the new flavor of this would be "I have this killer tip on some crypto that is going to make me bank"

My bank put one of those up and my immediate thought was "Don't worry, we can make sure you are paying your way out of this for the next 10-15 years!"

I walked through this neighborhood /yesterday/.

And suddenly thinking about the unmarked blue van that was getting a NYPD escort down 5th Ave on Sunday.

(Said NYPD escort notable for not at all being aggressive pushing through traffic. Like they didn't want to be doing it.)

@annabower.bsky.social is one of my primary follows for legal matters and general legal reporting. Her reporting this year has been top notch and this latest article will show instead of my trying to explain.

Flyer for the monthly goth/industrial dance night Sanctuary. Taking place at Underground Lounge in Chicago on Saturday, October 25th, from 9pm-3am. This is the Halloween show so costumes are encouraged (with a $100 top prize).

Quick note for the Chicago locals (or those in the area): I'm guest DJing at the Sanctuary event this Saturday at Underground Lounge (9pm-3am).

I have some old favorites in mind but will be hitting the full spectrum so everyone gets some dancing fun.

Costumes encouraged, not required.

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I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭

How to Protest Safely: What to Bring, What to Do, and What to Avoid If you’re planning to hit the streets, here’s what you need to know.

Hello friends. If this Saturday will be your first protest, please consider giving this article a read: www.wired.com/story/how-to...

My extensive list of things that will make me notice them at the gym:
1. Playing music without headphones
2. Not wiping down equipment after using it
3. Camping a machine while staring at your phone
4. Dudes sounding like they are trying to give birth followed by the inevitable plate slam

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

On the one hand: GOP candidate that is letting everyone know exactly what she thinks.

On the other hand: there are people who will agree that isn't discrimination.

Hate that I have to HOPE this is the end of Earle-Sears chances at the governorship when it should be a given.

Fuck's sake.

Thought I can't get out of my head: someone in this administration told Trump "this is what's happening in Portland and Chicago" and then just hit play on "The Warriors"

CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?

Proud of my city.

How I explain it to people: we're the friendliest big city you will ever visit that will not tolerate bullshit in any form.

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

Hey @govpritzker.illinois.gov, people are doing what you asked. This is an elected Alderperson being arrested. What are you going to do?

This all means nothing when we're all watching Illinois State Police assisting ICE at the Broadview facility.

Thank you for re-sharing. The visual of that group of people should absolutely be seen.

Watched the video earlier this morning and now when I click that link it gives an error the video can't be played.

From the same people who brought you "Cancel Kimmel" and "Talk nice about a horrific human because he's dead" comes... more hypocrisy!

I struggle to imagine how these commanding officers are feeling having to listen to this fake-tough chucklefuck lecture them.

And their "reward" is getting to hear never-served TACO Trump ramble on afterwards.

At least they made it easier to figure out who to block from groups and feeds, you just need to look at the members list.

What a bunch of pillocks.

So who's going to tell him that a White Knight mentality is toxic?

And then follow up that knights don't wear hoods?

And then the chuds will chud at each other bringing about yet another Pathetic Chuddening.

Just in case you needed another piece of evidence in the "This Administration Is The Dumbest In History" file:

Image of the open text box for the "Other" option on the Disney+ cancellation screen. The message reads "I will not financially contribute to those who bend the knee to fascists."

I cancelled mine on Thursday. I was happy to take advantage of the open text box for "Other".

I am out of the loop on this one because of (wild gestures at everything), what happened?

Dutch late night TV has its take

Case could be made but I have no idea what Andy sounds like now. He went on my Verboten list a long while ago.