Average Mom

I'm suddenly super into octopus 🐙 They're fascinating creatures

Tokyo is warming up! That was one weird weather week we had where it was a rainy AND cold 😩

I would love this to be a happy place where I'm living my best life but right now, I'm super tired and deeply unhappy.

The weekend threw me for a huge loop.

Someone decided that purposefully, without provocation, to hit my dog with a long object on the head as she was patiently waiting for me to pick up her poop.

Sir, kindly go fuck yourself. And I hope someone steals your bike.

Let the gecko peer into your soul. Accept him as your new god.

This might be a crazy thought (I'm am a woman, ya know), but maybe providing us with fucking support and assistance would infinitely make it l, god forbid, easy for us to have kids and still build our career with equal pay. Just a thought... 100% agree with you

Google maps thought it was a good idea to take me to a loading dock in stead of the parking entrance.

wtf?? I kept telling it to go a different route but it was hell bent on taking me to that loading dock.

Wait... so Jan Brady wasn't lying about her boyfriend's name after all.

I don't care that you are hurting. You made your bed, now go lie the f*ck down in it.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I'm just fucking stupid.

He made his bed. He can go and lie down in it.

This. Don't fucking do this. You can fit two of these in this spot but you chose to park it like it's a regular car... wtf?

One is made a national story every single week and the other is shhhhh.....

Ok, when I read your bio I was like "omg a Bellydancing mom with twins!" And then I realized it was you! 🤣

この振り付けはチョー人気だった。ソーハルザッキっていう有名なエジプトのダンサーです。これをやってみようか？#bellydance

Being in a sports club is corn nuts! I have no idea how information about everyone travels so fast. It's insane what parents tell me!

NASCAR threw a fit when Toyota entered its cars. It was UNAMERICAN!!! Little did all the smoothed brains know, those Toyotas were built in America. #toyota #nascar

When you're a mom and a bellydancer but your community brings in someone else to talk about.... when you've been talking about for 8 years, is just 🙄🙄🙄

The funniest, most accurate, quote about a ding a ling who knows nothing about nothing:

He's sticks his dick in the potato salad, then asks for a bribe to take it out of said salad. Then asks for a medal for being the hero who got all that dick out of the potato salad. 🥔 🥗

This totally screams pro life.....🙄

Anyone watching that #ashtonhall morning routine and hating themselves? Well, you shouldn't.

I like to be stupid and make people laugh. Watch my new taste testing Japanese sweets video on YouTube now... go! youtu.be/THXcoUPH3OY?... #japanfood

Edit: Friends with kids

Stop romanticizing parenthood.

If you are put off by her comments, you are either 1. In complete and utter denial that you are unhappy or 2. You got it pretty damn easy

The U.S. system is fucking broken and doesn't support us, or our kids, especially now.

So #chappellroan said that her friends with don't particularly seem happy. And now a whole bunch of people are butt hurt by that.

As a mom, being a parent is the shittest, hardest job that honestly deserves way more training than rocket scientists need.

Sometimes rewarding. Sometimes god awful.

He can't even pass a proper sh*t

So here's to not trying so hard and just making content I want. And not the other 1 million tutorials out there on how to do a hip drop

I posted so much content because I was trying so hard to prove myself. To who? Nobody gave a shit. Nobody invited me to teach. I spent so much money to be in front of people's minds but honestly, no one has asked "hey haven't seen you post in a while."

I used to bellydance and it's been 1 year since I did anything. I had two requests for gigs but I felt so unexcited about it, I just ghosted. I never do that. I want to dance but right now, the community here SUCKS unless you're in the clique.

Here's a simple veil tutorial for all you aspiring dancers out there ✨　ベリーダンスが好きな人のために、簡単なベールのレッスンあげる✨

#bellydance #ベリーダンス